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  1. SexyVickie

    SexyVickie Porn Surfer

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    A Black guy asked me if I like "BBC" so in response I asked him this and these were his answers.


    Q.I'm 22 years old, How old are you?
    A. 26.


    Q.What do you think the demographics of New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine are?

    A. I don't know, What?
    My A. About 35 to 40 times more white than anything else at all, all combined, all duct taped together.

    Q. Can you think of a reason why I live there?
    A. No Answer.

    Q. Is there some reason why I don't live in the South?
    A. No Answer.

    Q. Do You think that real life is your addiction to cheap pornography?
    A. No.


    Q. Do you own a $700,000 house that is just a nice bicycle ride from the beach in New Hampshire?
    A. No.

    Q.Can you swim?
    A.Well enough to save my life in a swimming pool, but that's about it.

    Q. Have you ever crossed the Atlantic ocean on the Queen Mary 2, Ocean Liner because you want the trip, you want the scenery...
    And then when you get to Italy, you take a MSC European Cruise ?

    A. No.

    Q. Is your favorite brands Ralph Lauren, Polo, Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, the GAP, Old Navy, New York and Company, Michael Kors.. Tiffany and Company..
    Reebok, Speedo, Billabong and Quiksilver ?

    A. No.


    Q.Is your favorite cars the electric Chevrolet Silverado EV, the electric Corvette E Ray Convertible and Energica electric motorcycles?

    A. No.

    Q.Are your favorite dogs the Alaskan Malamute and your favorite cats the Maine Coon?
    A. No.

    Q.In Addition to having Two Malamutes and two Maine coons, four ferrets and two rabbits that you said that you don't have..
    Do you also have two Yorkshire Terriers?

    A. No.


    Q.Are your favorite chain restaurants the Outback Steakhouse, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, TGI Fridays and Pizzaria Uno and Cracker Barrel?
    And your favorite local restaurant is the Thirsty Moose bar and grill, where your favorite dish is the fish and chips and Strongbow hard cider?

    A. No.


    Q.Are your favorite sports Baseball, Soccer, Beach Volley Ball, Tennis, Golf and Croquet, competitive swimming and do you like Corvette Racing and Motorcycle Racing?

    A.No.

    Q.Are you on a rowing team and a sailing team like I am?
    A. No.

    Q.Do you go to libraries, museums, art galleries and paint bars?
    A. No.


    Q.Is your favorite music Rock, Metal, Country and New Age/Easy listening?
    A.No.


    Q.The answer to these for me, are all yes.... is there some reason that you can think of as to why that is?

    :)
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      Why would you make up a story where you sound like a snob and a braggart and a racist? I don’t get it. If you’re going to post fiction, why not write something interesting, like you were bitten by a radioactive hedgehog and now have superpowers where you can shoot quills out of your butt? I’d tune in for that!
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 9, 2024
    2. dinny
      Because she can?
       
      dinny, Jun 9, 2024
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    3. ncsubcd6997
      I'm lowkey hoping they do a live action Sonic like this now.
       
      ncsubcd6997, Jun 9, 2024
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    4. crhurricane
      Still looking for a radioactive hedgehog. Let me know if ya see one. Not that I want to shoot quills outa my butt, it would be intetesting to turn others on to that special abilities.
       
      crhurricane, Jun 14, 2024
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    5. crhurricane
      radioactive hedgehog for sale cheap, as is.....
       
      crhurricane, Jun 14, 2024
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  2. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    1. dinny
      Attack! Pizza Man! Attack!
       
      dinny, Jun 9, 2024
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  3. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    Home is calling:
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  4. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Ok, so maybe we didn't really make ourselves clear. Sometimes communication can be a little tricky. But........










    NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT STORIES!
     
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    1. dinny
      Bullshit stories, like other stories go in the Stories Forum.
       
      dinny, Jun 9, 2024
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  5. SexyVickie

    SexyVickie Porn Surfer

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    And

    I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU EITHER.
    FUCK YOU.

    Let me make that perfectly clear too fuck knuckle.

    :)
     
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  6. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    1. Cherrypop
      There are some bullshit stories here for sure, but these ones are next level bullshit lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 9, 2024
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  7. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Yeah… this crazy bitch is hella boring. Who the hell BRAGS about eating in CHAIN restaurants???

    Why don’t you come over to catch a little sun by the pool here? You can stay in the guest house if you want. I’ll show you the furniture made by Ethan Allen himself while we’re sipping Louis Roederer.

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    1. SoutheastUSofA
      Oh nice. I see you purchased some new furniture for around the pool. You didn't have that last time I was there.
       
      SoutheastUSofA, Jun 9, 2024
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    2. aesopstails
      Yeah… I got tired of burning my ass on the ground. One burn left a scar in the shape of Sulawesi.
       
      aesopstails, Jun 9, 2024
    3. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      That’s a scar we all want to see. :cool:
       
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  8. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    Thanks......I'll pass. But, I gotta tell you.....it would be the best five seconds of your life!
     
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  9. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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  10. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    Let's see ... Could it be because you are a Racist POS that gets off on verbally bullying others rather than give a straight and simply answer? I have a feeling that answer to that is also yes ... am I right ;)
     
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  11. Kenrychard

    Kenrychard Porn Star

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    Isn't it more useful to simply thumbs down the original post and not comment? Let it die quickly from innactivity?
     
    1. Cherrypop
      More useful but less fun lol
       
      Cherrypop, Jun 10, 2024
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  12. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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  13. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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  14. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    I see one of my favorite trolls is back! :jimlad:
    I'm hoping he/she lasts longer than the last time. As soon as we start seeing the threats of violence, it's only a matter of time before the ban hammer falls.
     
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  15. Sanity_is_Relative

    Sanity_is_Relative Porn Star

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    Q.What do you think the demographics of New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine are?

    Mostly inbred white people that still fuck their cousins and make more racist babies/

    Q. Can you think of a reason why I live there?
    You are a racist.

    Q. Is there some reason why I don't live in the South?
    You can't handle it because you are a suckling pussy that hates the heat.

    Q. Do You think that real life is your addiction to cheap pornography?
    A. No.


    Q. Do you own a $700,000 house that is just a nice bicycle ride from the beach in New Hampshire?
    A. No.

    Q.Can you swim?
    Better than you can because I grew up on a river, going to the ocean, and not having to hide indoors for half of the fucking year.

    Q. Have you ever crossed the Atlantic ocean on the Queen Mary 2, Ocean Liner because you want the trip, you want the scenery...
    And then when you get to Italy, you take a MSC European Cruise ?

    I do not do cruises, I took private planes where I went, fucking only poor people like cruises.

    Q. Is your favorite brands Ralph Lauren, Polo, Tommy Hilfiger, Nautica, the GAP, Old Navy, New York and Company, Michael Kors.. Tiffany and Company..
    Reebok, Speedo, Billabong and Quiksilver ?

    You like cheap assed white boy clothes that are not even worth the price.


    Q.Is your favorite cars the electric Chevrolet Silverado EV, the electric Corvette E Ray Convertible and Energica electric motorcycles?

    FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I want pure American made diesel horsepower and a jacked up 4 wheel drive belching black smoke when I hit the throttle.

    Q.Are your favorite dogs the Alaskan Malamute and your favorite cats the Maine Coon?
    No, I have a few cats I got from the Texas prison system that would kick any malamutes ass and my chows are perfect for my family.

    .
    Q.In Addition to having Two Malamutes and two Maine coons, four ferrets and two rabbits that you said that you don't have..
    Do you also have two Yorkshire Terriers?

    Try well over 200 chickens, 2 horses, 85 head of cattle, 4 pigs, and soon to be 13 sheep.


    Q.Are your favorite chain restaurants the Outback Steakhouse, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, TGI Fridays and Pizzaria Uno and Cracker Barrel?
    And your favorite local restaurant is the Thirsty Moose bar and grill, where your favorite dish is the fish and chips and Strongbow hard cider?

    If I was broke as hell I might go to one of those shit shacks, I tend to prefer Ruths Chris and Nathans as well as a few slow food places, oh yeah and I smoke a pretty good brisket as well.

    Q.Are your favorite sports Baseball, Soccer, Beach Volley Ball, Tennis, Golf and Croquet, competitive swimming and do you like Corvette Racing and Motorcycle Racing?

    Fuck sports, people getting paid way too much money to do what I do for fun.

    Q.Are you on a rowing team and a sailing team like I am?
    I might be bisexual but I am not a fucking faggot douche.

    Q.Do you go to libraries, museums, art galleries and paint bars?
    Paint bars? Is that like where dumb fucks try to paint in front of people and just end up looking stupid because they have np talent?


    Q.Is your favorite music Rock, Metal, Country and New Age/Easy listening?
    Fuck new age and easy listening I am not an old assed pussy that needs Geritol.


    Q.The answer to these for me, are all yes.... is there some reason that you can think of as to why that is?
    You are a wanna be elitist piece of shit that just also said she just got out of homelessness and is now trying to be high society yet has no fucking clue how to do it. You want to act high and mighty but you are broke as as fuck wanting to fit in where you do not belong. So far all you have done here is make enemies and yet you still want to flap your gums about bullshit and act like you are something other than what you really are. Get a fucking life.
     
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  16. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Ah yes
    Thank you for not caring
    It was fun
    Do it again
    Tomorrow
    Same playground?
     
    1. dinny
      CR, she (he, it) is only 22. Life hasn't even gotten interesting yet. Wait till they start her on Ketamine. That will be a riot.
       
      dinny, Jun 14, 2024
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  17. luv2be.evil420

    luv2be.evil420 Mighty Evil One

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    Your asking why...

    Stupid Meme.gif
     
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