1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Well the place has to be great and big.

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  1. speakeasy

    speakeasy Advocate

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    If this was 1963 and you read that while playing the bongos, you'd be a huge hit with the beatnik crowd at the hookah bar

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    1. John227
      Your post made me think of the 1970 poem Oath by Patti Smith. I only understood the first and last lines the first time I read it. I needed to read it another 7 or 8 times to get the lines in between. The counter-culture crowd loved it. Of course, I'll never get the OP's post even after an infinite number of reads and rereads.
       
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  2. stiffyman

    stiffyman Porn Surfer

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    And that folks is why the rest of us in the free World have Biden and Trump as leaders of the once great USA.
     
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  3. LilKink

    LilKink Porn Star

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    Woooow. I am pretty sure I felt the brain cells evaporating as I read the OP's posts.
     
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  4. crhurricane

    crhurricane Altered State

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    Poetry and pork meat, like opera and chainsaws...


    Is there seconds....
     
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  5. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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  6. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    When I was a kid my friends had shoes like that. I have very wide feet. I remember crying and asking my mother, why can’t I get a pair of Puerto Rican fence climbers ? She’d tell me that I had special feet. I didn’t have special feet I wore special shoes. EEEE wide ugly fuckin shoes.

    I wanted to be a Jet, just wanted to be a Jet to my last dying day. I’d come running into the park looking more like Bozo the clown wearing my big ass ugly shoes.
     
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  7. Kenrychard

    Kenrychard Porn Star

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    I don't fully, well barely partially, understand the OP, but I can say this from experiences witnessed. My daughter had a friend who didn't pick her own guys to date, she waited until a friend was dating a guy then stole him. "HAD" a friend being the operative word. I think it may be part laziness, let another woman go to the work of finding a good one, and then ego, and steal him away. My daughter's former friend was beautiful, but not more than my daughter, so she added sleazy, slutty and easy to her presentation. A sure thing to get 15 to 17 year old boys hooked. The OP might want to consider going WESTERN, just being on this website could probably get her executed in Saudi Arabia.
     
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