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  1. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    Who in here genuinely thinks they could survive a zombie apocolypse?

    I would be one of the first goners, I fear. I am NOT built for that kind of life…just a never ending game of high stakes tag lmao
     
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  2. Wonderingeyes

    Wonderingeyes Porn Star

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    I would be able to last a little while but the older I get the harder it gets for sure.
     
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  3. LustfulEncounters

    LustfulEncounters Sex Lover

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    Nah, I haven't played nearly enough Silent Hill to know how I might stand a chance in this scenario.

    Although I have watched Shaun of The Dead, so who knows? :D
     
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  4. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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    The zombies saw what morons the human race are and took their business elsewhere…
     
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  5. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    Sean of the Dead is really all you need as a template for apocalypse survival, you’ll be fiiiine
     
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  6. Triangle_7

    Triangle_7 Porn Star

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    First whiff of the undead, and I would be all ....

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  7. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    Yeah I think I’d just lay down I’m not doing all that running
     
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  8. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    Only way to handle it honestly lmao
     
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  9. dinny

    dinny Bot sez wha?

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    I'd do okay... I personally own three banjos...
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  10. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    Wow a literal one man army…I am impressed
     
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      I don't use them all at once. It's more effective to find two other banjo players to help out. 3 banjos work as well as one bagpipe player.
       
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  11. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    Damn I only have cowbell
     
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  12. Piter74

    Piter74 Newcumer

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  13. Navrocky

    Navrocky Porno Junky

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    I would probably do okay, a younger version of me would survive.
     
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  14. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I am not a runner, especially since I messed up my knee a few months ago. So if cardio is required I will prob die. But I’m pretty good with my bow and my friends own guns, so if I’m already safe, I might survive.
     
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      Yeah I’d for sure have to rely on my people too otherwise I would become zombie chow
       
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  15. Casual505

    Casual505 Sex Lover

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    Depends solely on which version of zombies!

    Walking dead zombies sure np
    Shaun of the dead zombies sure np
    Resident evil zombies moderate
    World War Z zombies I'm dead by unaliving myself
     
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      Absolutely. You have to consider just what kind of zombies!
       
      Kenrychard, Aug 3, 2024
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      Agree! Definitely depends on the type we’re talking about. As long as they’re slow I’d be fine I think but I’d just get tired of running/ being on guard all the time
       
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  16. SoutheastUSofA

    SoutheastUSofA Adorably adorable

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    I'll be fine. Once I run out of all the things everyone KNOWS kill zombies, I'll ask my ex wife to cook the remaining zombies a meal. That should finish them off for sure.
     
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  17. RICKY-J

    RICKY-J Sex Machine

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    I would follow the Winchester plan

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  18. Budasta

    Budasta Sex Lover

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    It is a good plan. And the only way to do it.
     
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  19. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    can’t go wrong with that strategy! hahaha
     
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  20. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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