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  1. Sweetpassion

    Sweetpassion Pink gum drops.

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    Idk do they like music? I could try to sing this to them. Okay, maybe just play it for them. It would more than likely just hype them up though. Then I would probably freak out! Scream and then freeze up and they would get me.

     
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      The first thing that popped into my head
       
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  2. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    But what a way to go lmao
     
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      True!:laugh: Not that I would want to go that way or anything. Lol
       
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  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Maybe if you drove around with Slim Whitman singing 'Indian Love Call' blaring out of a loudspeaker, their heads would explode. It worked agains the Martians!
     
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  4. Kenrychard

    Kenrychard Porn Star

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    Agree with an earlier comment, it really depends on the Zombie. World War Z type I could only imagine surviving for any time at all if I were overlooked because of some unknown health condition. All the rest though I'd be around awhile unless it just happened to get sprung on me while I was at the store. And Walking Dead zombies, oh please bring it on. What a stupid show. What I think we all could see, if Mishone is such a bad ass with a Samurai Sword, why doesn't everyone carry that? And what you may not know that makes this even dumber. Museum Replicas, Bud K knives and a couple of other major bladed weapon suppliers have Atlanta based Headquarters and Warehouses. So the setting for the show is the location of the greatest concentration of fine blade weapons in the US. Almost no one in Walking Dead is well armed. I am, and mine are Japanese made and over 100 years old. Them zombies will go down like ice cream on a hot day.
     
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  5. Iridocyclitis

    Iridocyclitis Porno Junky

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    Yeah probably for a little while. I wouldn't be worried about zombies, I'd be worried about the other people, maybe the government steps in, enacts indefinite martial law, curfews, rationing, summary executions... but hopefully people come together.

    Could go either way honestly.
     
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  6. curiousscouser

    curiousscouser Porn Star

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    I wouldn't survive long because I'd off myself.
    My choices are either:
    Become a zombie myself. Lots of walking (ew, effort), not a huge amount of lying around reading, so my entire way of life would have to change. I've no idea what brains taste like but I'm willing to bet they don't compare to mozartkugeln so again, major lifestyle revamp with my main pleasures in life gone.
    Or
    Go on the run. I'm not built for running.

    Easier all round to say I've had a good time while it lasted and go out happy.
     
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      That’s my strategy too hahaha I don’t want to do all that for the rest of my life
       
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  7. !Michael!

    !Michael! Porn Star

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    Not a thread I would have thought to see on a porn site.

    I'm not a runner either but I live in a desert and a dang good shot.
     
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      Trying to answer your legitimate question and I made one up. Zombies are a metaphor for what would happen if we all became completely free to behave sexually any way we wanted. I'd be a Zombie for sure, chasing down yummy flesh to eat, no rules no law, pussy or penis indiscriminately. LOL. And everyone else running from me or trying to off me. So it has meaning on this site.
       
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  8. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    You do realize this is the general discussion subforum, right?
     
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  9. Slutton_for_punishment

    Slutton_for_punishment Sex Machine

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    “where’s the boobs and vag?”

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      Don’t forget the sea of dick pics taken in dirty bathrooms.:p
       
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      Lmao I wish I could
       
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  10. Casual505

    Casual505 Sex Lover

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    "Cough" zombie boob and vag:O_o:
     
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  11. !Michael!

    !Michael! Porn Star

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    instead of stumbling around moaning "brains"... we go "Boobs" Vag"....."uhhh"
     
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  12. kinkygecko

    kinkygecko Sex Lover

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    Surviving so far...
     
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  13. Sgtgunner

    Sgtgunner Porn Star

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    If it is George Romero zombies, Shaun of the dead, and the walking dead. I think I could survive. World War Z not so much.
     
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      Ooh Shaun of the Dead and World War z are my two faves.
       
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      Mine too.
       
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      You've got red on you
       
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  14. RealSkillz4u2

    RealSkillz4u2 Newcumer

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    Would definitely punish you with this cock
     
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      I wouldn’t whip out your dick around zombies dude. They’ll bite it off :eek1::hungover:
       
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  15. Cherrypop

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    I was talking about this the other day. My anxiety always makes me in a state of “fight.” Which sucks now, but during an apocalypse it would serve me well.

    Because if I saw a zombie there would be no freezing up. No wondering what it was. No fleeing in panic and getting killed by other zombies.

    I’d be like, hmm zombie. And pick up the closest pointy thing and stab it in the head. No fuss no muss.

    Also, perhaps don’t ever prank me by dressing up as a zombie.
     
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      OH okay...I was wondering. To be fair, it's way too general for me to go to the movie first but maybe I should have thought a bit more lol
      Besides, I was just called a "Chicken Shit Bitch" by someone for being nice and polite, it's a weird day
       
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      Not a problem, bro. That's wild, I just posted somewhere else I believe in the saying 'kill em with kindness' even though its come back to bite me on the ass more times than I care for.
       
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      You and me both on that one...had issues with anger and such as a teenager but nipped that in the bud quickly, as I didn't like the person I was becoming and I didn't want my kids to be affected by that person. It worked, so now it takes real shit going down for me to channel that guy again
       
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      My man, wow, I was such a prick when I was a teen and same thing, I look back and don't like that guy. I try to be an example for my nieces and nephews now, Im responsible for so many peoples well being... and yes, you can only poke the bear so many times before the past catches up with me and that's no good for whoever brings that out in me, but yeah it takes a lot to bring it out in me, I've been humbled, referred to as a gentle giant these days by my clients.
       
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      We are kindred then. After all the shit I've been through, you'd pretty much have to hurt/kill/rape my daughters, dearest friends, and family to bring it out. It's where I put that version of me locked away to unleash upon the one who fucked around and found out! Still, I strive to not let him out even in the most extreme of circumstances but I do know me well, and there are still some yet to fight through.

      I'm called a giant teddy bear LMAO
       
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  16. kinkygecko

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    Agreed. Its a pleasure.

    I work with a lot of people who have dementia and cognitive issues, de-escalating a bad situation has become like a second language to me... and dementia strong is almost supernatural, Ive seen little old grandmas knock out and strangle people. I usually keep a rule of three, for example, its like when I do karaoke, its at bars and there's someone who's usually drunk and wants to pick on somebody, and me looking different, is like a target. So when they get confrontational, I laugh it off and tell them to go back to their friends, enjoy their evening. The second time they bug me, Ill even buy them a drink and tell them now they have a funny story to tell their friends, the third time, I warn them that I will put them down, but it rarely ever comes to that because sometimes I just get honourary door man duties and with the actual door men, we just remove them from the bar peacefully.

    I think the same thing, just leave my family and friends alone, or exactly, fuck around and find out.
     
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      Sorry to have hijacked this convo :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:
       
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  17. ncsubcd6997

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    I'd be dead fast. lol. I'm not a killer. You'd need that mentality to survive.

    Even if I were OK with killing zombies, other people might be my end. Assholes trying to steal resources and shit who wouldn't think twice about shooting my goofy ass.
     
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  18. Ravenheart

    Ravenheart Porn Surfer

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    Hmh, I think I could make it for a while if I survived any initial contact. I have outdoors survival skills and some experience, access to a remote defensible location with farmable land. What I don’t have is physical prowess or skill to actually fight even a few zombies, or to run very fast…
     
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  19. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    Zombies don’t worry me. I deal with them every day when I go shopping at Wally World or Sam’s.

    Seriously, it’s the preppers and government types that concern me most in a situation of an apocalypse occurring. I do have my defenses, with adequate supply of ammo for a duration of initial conflict. I would be saving a few rounds to take care of myself should the need arise.

    As for running, like @Cherrypop said, so long as I’m faster than the one behind me, I should be able to walk away. Of course, a knife to their thigh helps. :cool:
     
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  20. SoloKim

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    I would move to Washington DC.
    All the Zombies would starve there trying to find brains to eat.
     
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