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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  3. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Luv2LiqU

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    Morgan Freeman
    You know... like a documentary
     
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  2. stiles50000

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    I have sex videos narrated by me! I describe every detail while the woman's husband is sleeping.
     
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    Vincent Price.
     
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    Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.
     
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      The exact same answers I picked... Before reading your answer. Great minds think alike ;)
       
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    Steve Irwin
     
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    In a sex video. Why the fuck would you want to have a narrator? Aren't the moans not telling the whole story? Do you really need a narrator describe fucking? Like in a nature documentary, describing how lions mate?
     
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      I answered before I even thought about it... You're absolutely right. :thumbsup::thumbsup:
       
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    Randy Savage. lol
     
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    Didn't even need to read the other posts to be able to say: I agree with probably almost everyone in here...

    It's Morgan Freeman of course, I would have taken James Earl Jones but unfortunately he passed away :(
     
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    If I was to do a sex tape I would want either Chandler Riggs or Daniel Radcliffe to narrate my sex tape and hopefully they would be playing with themselves while they were doing it
     
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      The cameraman should be "He who shall not be named" :)
       
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    Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh
     
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    Homer, who else, ... doh,
     
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    Krusty the Clown
     
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    Weird Al... I thought maybe Kevin Hart but he looks to be tied to Diddy:rage:

    if he were alive, Mel Blanc
     
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