Love it

 

Prefer a cock best

 

Would love to help you out with that then I will clean it up with my tongue

 

Me too never had one though

 

I would love to give u mine

 

Fingers, marker pen, cock, buttplug, (smallish) dildo; nothing else comes to mind. Roughly chronological order as far as I remember.

 

Nice.

 

I want to try a real cock in my butt i use fingers and toys and a prostate massage is the best

 

I am a tad small cock wise when soft and can pass as a woman lol. The problem is if I get hard while trying to complete a dare my wife and friends gave me. I am always up for a dare so I had to dress in tight woman's short skirt and top and try not be recognized by the locals. So in i went mincing and the whole feminine thing with cock between my legs and I got half way in and I started getting a boner. They all saw it, the wife and friends, a guy came to me and started flirting with me and the ladies were saying how long I have been single and I needed to get laid etc. The skirt was so short and I was really trying to hide my cock lol but he put his hand on my lap and he felt it, he couldn't take it off as he was being watched by his friends. So I was now really hard and he didn't say anything about it lol

 

Ex girlfriend's hand up to her elbow, her strap on. Look at my pics...

 

Does this count?

 

The weirdest thing by far was a lightsaber toy

 

It would be a much shorter list if I said what I haven't put in my ass

 

I'm looking for anybody that's a sexy woman or man doesn't matter too me. I'm the type that's liked too pound my ass or brains out by as large of a fat juicy black or white cock and love any one that wants too try and challenge me with their cocks I love being stretched and gagging on a giant cock that wants too be allowed too be able and abuse my body any way they would like. And as a female I'd prefer any dominant sexy woman that like too do anything they want to a submissive male I am not picky I love both genders send me a message about serious inquiries only please

 

Battery powered toothbrush, fingers, cucumber, flashlight and miniature baseball bat.

 

Today

 

Cucumbers
Candles
Carrots

I love that I have dildos now nothing better than a dildo

 

I love taking a big dildo up my ass. My current favourite is 13" long and I take it all the way in. I've got a bigger one that's about 18" and wide. I'm still trying to get it in and I will get there.

 

Recently butt plugs and anal dildos. I do have a hair spray container that really stretches me out. I have had several different type of garden vegetables along with assorted tools in my ass.

 

Everything from limes , wine bottle, water bottle, dining chair back had a big oak ball on both sides in a hotel, chain lube aerosol can and lots more