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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    ask him if he has any more genius lines
     
  2. Old Man

    Old Man Lover of the Nude Female Body

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    Offer her a glass of homemade wine. :excited:
     
  3. DDT4

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    Ask if she has a good sense of humour and if they've heard the song 'Fuck Her Gently' by Tenacious D :roll:
     
  4. Jamie90

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    oh....homemade? I´ll bring my homemade cassis-liqueur

    hmmm nope, haven´t heard that song...but you can play it to me
     
  5. seeminglysatisfied

    seeminglysatisfied Интеллектуальные крестьянских

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    show her how a man should treat a woman - ladies first
     
  6. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I love red currants. My uncle used to grow them in his yard. Does the liqueur really taste like red currants.
     
  7. Jamie90

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    hmm yeah I think it does....I like it
     
  8. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Come in, my love, may I taste your liqueur?
     
  9. Jamie90

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    he he I´m your love? :eek:
     
  10. cowgirl335

    cowgirl335 Porno Junky

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    i'd offer her a cookie... i made them with andes mints!
     
  11. Jamie90

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    a cookie....now you have my heart and soul....I´ll do everything for you
     
  12. ftnbld

    ftnbld Porn Star

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    welcome her in and ask what took so long for her to arrive ;)
     
  13. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Ask him what the #@*%& he's doing in my room when the lovely Jamie is in his room!
     
  14. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    ha ha lock the door so the two have to be in one room together :twisted:
     
  15. ftnbld

    ftnbld Porn Star

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    ask her to kindly unlock to door so i don't have to jump out the window to escape carson...lol
     
  16. Jamie90

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    :lol: you would do that? I´m sure you two could find another way to make me unlock the door
     
  17. ftnbld

    ftnbld Porn Star

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    have carson sit facing the corner while i "entice" her to unlock the door
     
  18. Jamie90

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    :eek: ooooOo how are you trying to do that? Poor Rico has to face the wall
     
  19. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    What enticement can you offer? Jamie is an intelligent and sophisticated young woman. I doubt you have anything to interest her.
     
  20. ftnbld

    ftnbld Porn Star

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    explain i'm not one for giving away my "enticing" secrets so rico has to face the wall so he doesn't acquire trade secrets lol