ohh yeah, my sister caught me before..

she slams on my door because i locked it, knowing what i was doing... so i just yelled "gimmie about 5 more minutes to finish up." 5 minutes later i opened the door and told her she could come in..

expected to be laughed which did happen...she just said "well it better be good porn!" haha! i thought it was amusing.. but shes the only one that knows about that.. her and her BF which she told immediately..

 

Yeah simple enough my room did not have a bed. (I was sleeping on the floor...) pants down but my shirt was on. I was lying on my left side jerkin it to my wild imagination. But low and behold my dumb-ass younger cousin storms in saying something that happened on ESPN.

Pretty much I frolic around trying to cover up. He stairs for a bit like it didn't click in his head or something... that I was pleasuring myself.

He closed the door and I simply reminded him to knock before entering.

 

I've never been caught, thankfully... I, too, am one of those that gets way freaked out by sounds I hear in the house.

I'm a little worried... I'm going away to college soon and am not sure how I'm going to find time or privacy to jerk off.

I might explode. :???:

 

1) In the shower.

2) In bed, at night, alone.

3) While your roommate holds a bible seminar in your room.

 

bible seminar

LOL at Caffiene

The only 2 times I have been caught were by my Aunt then by my cousin.
I was sitting in the bathroom playing when my aunt walked in (she didn't know I was there.
She said oops sorry and left.
My cousin walked into my room when I was staying with them.the sight of her started me cumming and I couldn't move just knealt there cumming on my magazine and looking at her, somehow hoping she didn't notice while she stared at my dick.

She left and didn't mention it but it did start other things going.
mostly just sex play but it was a good time for us both.
neither one of us talks about it any more.
calico

 

That made me really laugh

 

I've been caught a few times, yes..but I'm not telling about it!

 

lol hehehe. Yeah I have that, the vacume, a watermelloen..never got caught BUT..you'r story makes me oooooooooooohh so glad id didn't! heheeh funny stuff.

 

a few times!!!!!!!!

I have been caught by:
my husband
my son (twice)
my mom:???:
hotel maid

 

If I caught my girlfriend masturbating, she'd be having sex very quickly.

If she caught me masturbating, she'd probably laugh.

 

Not Quite But...

something here reminded me:

When my 3rd wife and I were visiting her hometown in Ohio and staying in a motel, we forgot to put the vibrator away and left it on the night stand.
The maid came in, looked at it, looked at us, and grinned.

 

i really wana hear about the hotel maid and your sun....sounds funny


as for me mom walked in on me...i was shocked
she just closed the door and left.

i lost my hard and had to start over.

 

ive been caught by my sis one day i was wanking hard she ran in th room i cummed everwhere a bit landed on my sis she was shocked a few mins later my sis was eating my cum off her face sometimes she helps me now and swalows my loads

 

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ kinda wierd

 

I got caught by my stepmom once. I was on her bed and she was at the store. (I thought) She came home early and I had this vibrator thats fits over the back of your hand with these spring things. Anyway she walks in and I have the playboy in one hand and my cock in the other and the shock!....... Fuck......I was right there and could not stop, I was just squezing my cock with this thing and in a moment just poped all over with my mom watching. This all took place in a moment. She just looked kinda shocked and closed the door and left the room. The hard part was going back out and faceing her.....Like "whats for dinner Mom"?

I sure would like to find that kind of vibrator again though. Never seen one again like that.

 

I've come very close several times, but the only time I actually got caught was when I was on my bed with the front of my boxers pulled down (thank god I wasn't naked) and didn't bother to close the curtains. My room was in the basement, so you could see into my room at ground level. One of my friends came by and knocked on my window, scaring the crap out of me He thought it was hilarious We'd done it beside each other before though, so it wasn't that big of a deal, but it gave him way too much material for jokes.

To me it sounds more like an amateur story than reality...

 

i got caught once by my friends cousin. i was sittin there with a play boy in hand and my cock in the other in his bathroom ( i thought i locked the door but i was wrong). my friend had warned me that she was hot and didnt have a bf, wat he didnt tell me is on how horny she was. so im about to blow my load and she walks in and stares at me for a second and walks in and closes and locks the door and starts sucking my cock. it was like heaven cuz she was stayin for the summer and we had a lot of sex. ^_^

 

Lets say she was very very very kinky

 

It is called a swedish vibrator. I have been looking for one for the last 7 years. My first one lasted 18 years. Maybe we should try google: vibrators swedish or vibrators hand.

 

when i was ummm 13 i think my grandma walked in on me while i was in the middle of masturbating.........didnt talk to her for like a year after that lol it petrified me.