My problem is, I'm a nymphomaniac. I mean, I'm simply sexually insatiable, forever a prisoner of my uncontrollable, unbridled, wanton lust. I just want to fuck, all the time, anywhere, with anyone. I want cocks in my mouth, in my pussy, in my ass...I want to feel complete strangers' hands and lips and tongues all over my body, male or female, driving me to a constant orgasmic frenzy. My pussy is always dripping wet, as if begging to be licked and fucked. I don't know what to do about it, except fuck some more. Can you help me?

 

OUCH!
NOW THAT HURTS YOU TWO​

 

kimiko

Kimiko how is it that you always make my cock want to erupt shooting loads of cum all over your perfect body? lol

 

Well, I don't know... you two!...
...I have to say that all this explicit sexual banter does absolutely nothing for me whatsoever......



........nnnhhhh!

 

lol. That's a good one jimfox.

 

Well, I'm just a newb on here..but if she's half as hot as her stories....I need to go buy more tissues......
jeeploverx

 

Yeah....it makes me feel like crying too.....:-D

 

Huge penis are all abnormal, it's only for the porn movie or for same sex only.

 

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Did you say abby normal?

 

You've probably got a long line of potential helpers trying to get to you now Kimi :-D

 

yup! coz..
remember a little finger can made her cum & be satisfied.
So, its not the huge cocks that matters,
impt is you have an average size to make her cum.

 

Kimiko,

How extreme of a nymphomaniac are you? Will your urge to get
satisfaction be so great that you'll go into the kitchen find a butcher
knife enter the living room and tell me to get naked.

If you didn't have a knife I'll just laugh and overpower you; but
unfortunately you do have a knife and you are capable of getting a
lucky slash or jab in and I'm not taking that chance as I am not in the
mood to end up in the hospital or talk to the police so I will comply.

You have me lay down on the floor on my back. With the knife close to
my cock you proceed to give me a blowjob making my manhood big and
hard. I'm not going to resist as long as that knife is close to my dick because I don't want an accident to happen. Satisfied that my cock is ready to ride; you straddle me and slide my cock into your pussy
and ride me with all the fury and passion running from to the top of
your head to the tip of your toes.

Fucking me is all about you, there isn't even a thought in your head
that I exist, the only thing that is going through your body is your
self satisfaction.

I'm not going to be so vain as to entertain the thought that you're
raping me is because I'm irresistable, no I understand nyphomanism.
You're raping me for your own gratification, I was just there at the
time and the place.

The gods must have blessed me because my cock is hard for your
sastisfaction. I know just about every man will not be able to get it
up under such circumstances.

With my cock in your cunt you lean forward with the knife to my throat
and demand that I bite your nipples. Not gentle bites, you want to feel
it, so I bite them and your grimace is that of ultimate pleasure as you
continue to go up and down on my red hot poker.

Your rape wasn't wasted; indeed it turned out to give you everthing you
aimed for and I am laying there wasted because I shot in streams and
you felt it hit hard inside your groin and the hot cum is dripping out of
your pussy and down your leg. You collaspe down next to me letting go
of the knife as it doesn't matter anymore.

Is your nymphomania that extreme?

 

Phew.....I feel something stirring in my y-fronts...:-D

 

I don't do erotic poetry. Or much poetry at alll, for that matter.

Man, my cock is so huge. That bitch went and had four orgasms tonight. God damn her. I just want to look after my own pleasure. Why should she get 4 and I only get one. That just don't seem right to me.

-S-

 

You know your problem.....

.......your fucking in the Cork-Screw* dimension!









*....A shag in Ireland.....

 

From what I've learned, people who say they have really big penises usually lie. People who talk about their penis usually are uncomfortable with there size, wether it be too big or too small. Also, if they post a pic in which it looks huge, and I mean HUGE , chances are it's photoshopped.

Now I'm not saying this is true for everyone but if you really hate how big your penis is, there are probably a lot of plastic sugeons who specialize in similar fields if not that exact one.

 

Read the first post again......carefully.

 

Hey

Chunky did you say Y-fronts hmm. Soz to say im average (i think) cant say normal because what is normal.

 

Actually, I wear 'W-fronts'......I like to keep all my options open!....:-D

 

I'm just stunned by how many people took you seriously, Shake, when the whole world knows you by your other nickname:

Maggot

Apparently you're boasting and I'd bet you could trace it back to a difficult time your mother had in childbirth and the deep scars it left on your psyche.

Or you might just be having a laugh at the expense of people taking themselves too seriously.

And probably Chunky.

We should all laugh at the expense of Chunky.