TRUE STORY: When I was a Manager of a shoe shop I was quite turned on by the sexy chat of some of the female staff talking about oral sex. One sexy Saturday girl Nadine said she didn't think she could ever do it as it was gross! At lunch time I bought their usual Saturday treat - fresh cream cakes! I couldn't resist giving one of the girls an extra treat! So I went into my office and jerked off and added a full cumshot to a chocolate eclair! I then returned it to the box for the girls to take their pick! Nadine was the lucky girl who proceeded to eat it. She really worried me when she started spooning out the fresh cream with her finger. I could be found out!!Phew! She didn't even notice! Even funnier was the fact that in light of the earlier conversation some of the other girls were teasing Nadine by saying "that's a big one"" suck all the cream out" etc as she ate it. Not realising that it actually contained real fresh sperm! What a turn on! I thought it was amusing to think that within an hour of saying she didn't like the idea of sucking cock she was actually swallowing cum! More true stories like this one!

 

like it ^^

 

ultralol!

 

I remember one time (in the late 1990's), my wife was working nights and asked me if I would be able to cook tea for my teenage daughter's friend Lynne. I fell back on the old favourite - Spaghetti Bolognese. I finished making it and dished it up, then phoned her to come round. I saw her approaching the house from a distance. Even though she was fairly young she had huge firm tits - it was at that moment I knew what I was going to do. I rushed into the kitchen taking out my hard cock as I went. It didn't take long before I was ready to cum. I picked up Lynne's spaghetti and shot a big load of spunk all over it. I just had time to stir in the spunk and put my cock away before she knocked at the door. It was so hot to sit there with watching her eat it her knowing that she was eating my spunk too. She even commented on how nice and creamy it was!!!. Even now, years later, I often think that no matter what she might think, I know that it was my spunk she swallowed first.

 

Good times.

 

i wanted to do something like that to, i had lot of chances to do it, but in the end i did not do it because i did not know the taste of cum and thought they would taste it ins the food and know it...

i should have done it

 

Thanks for your comments guys!

 

Janets Yoghurt

TRUE STORY: I once worked in a dept store. I worked alongside an older woman called Janet. Fairly prudish she once said that she never gave her hubby oral sex. I would have loved to have been sucked off by her! This got me thinking - how about the next best thing! One day whist she was eating a yoghurt in the stockroom she was called away. The opportunity was too good to miss so I quickly locked the door and proceeded to jerk off into her yoghurt. A little stir and she would never know! About 10 mins later she got back and ate the lot infront of me! What a turn on watching her spooning my cum into her mouth! She even remarked on how delicious it was! It was also quite amusing to see that the yoghurt falour was "passion fruit"! Have any other guys ever done this or similar?

 

There was one other time, a year or so later than my previous experience. My daughter had three friends round and once again I was making tea. I could hear them playing upstairs, as young teenage girls do... As I was mixing up the salad dressing the urge came over me again. Taking out my stiff cock I wanked off into the mix, stirring a big load of sperm into the mayonaise.
I can still remember spooning the "dressing" onto their salads - extra helpings for the cute elfin girl with the small tight titties - and watching as they swallowed it all down - thinking once again that I had provided a first taste of spunk for three girls. As it turned out one of them had been fucking since she was 12 so I'm sure she had had many loads in the two years before that day - It was still totally hot though.

 

Thanks for that jack! I am jealous i have never done three at one sitting! Ha! Ha!

 

I have got to ask? Did your daughter have some of your special salad dressing too?

 

McSperm

When I worked for a small furniture retailer I worked alongside a woman called Jenny who was 10 years older than myself. She was often the subject of my fantasies. Anyway I took it one step further!. Part of our Saturday ritual was to get a take away from the local McDonalds. This I did as usual. When I returned i found Jenny busy with a customer! A big sale which might take a while! So I returned to the staffroom to eat my lunch and to put Jennys burger somwhere to keep warm. Then I got the naughty idea to make sure that Jenny tasted my cum. So after checking the coast was clear I jerked off a full load into her McChicken burger. Fortunately the burger had lots of mayo dressing (An ideal disguise for my little swimmers!). I replaced the bun and a little quicker than expected Jenny returned to eat her lunch infront of me! What a turn on watching her licking the mixture of fresh warm cum and mayo off her fingers as it oozed from the burger bun! My heart was racing in case she recognised the taste and found me out! Luckily she never noticed and ate the lot! Licking her lips in the process and even said how good it tasted! Wow! that was one take away I will never forget!

 

I sincerely hope that not of you wankers had a STD.

 

Funny but mean..

 

Movie style, right?

 

???

 

nice story

 

I too have taken advantage of situations like this...off and on for several years I've jacked a load into food my daughter and her friends were about to eat. I have done it many times after picking something up and bringing it home to them when she has friends stay over.

One of her friends is so fucking hot and sexy she makes me crazy...so I made sure she got a good load in her food and it tore me up watching her eat it!

 

Nice one Nastydad - got any more??