1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    From the PINK PANTHER

    Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

    Hotel Clerk: No.

    Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau bowing down to pet the dog: Nice doggie.
    ( Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand.)

    Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I thought you said your dog did not bite!

    Hotel Clerk: That is not my dog.
     
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  2. deidre79

    deidre79 Supertzar

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    "caucasian overload! caucasian overload! :excited:


    Undercover Brother
     
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  3. rayray1007

    rayray1007 Moonchild

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    I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
    Clint Eastwood
    Pink Cadillac
     
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  4. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Noooo......don't take it out yet! I'm not done with it!"


    Hallie Berry's 'Jinx Johnson' to Pierce Brosnan's 'James Bond'
    in Die Another Day
     
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  5. TheInfamousWind

    TheInfamousWind Sex Lover

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    "I knew a man who once said Death smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back." --Gladiator
     
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  6. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    I'm not a child! I'm a tumor!
    -the little troll thing from Hellboy 2.
     
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  7. Cookiesrus1001

    Cookiesrus1001 Porn Surfer

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    "I wanted to destroy something beautiful."
    Fight Club
     
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  8. primusman117

    primusman117 Newcumer

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    Im Frozen And Your Dead, And I Love You...

    Vanilla Sky
     
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  9. cweeny

    cweeny Amateur

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    "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
    star wars episode III :p
     
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  10. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "With my brains and your looks, we could go places."

    The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
     
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  11. turt-o

    turt-o Porn Surfer

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    Yipee kay yay, motherfucker

    Die Hard
     
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  12. Glitterbug2212

    Glitterbug2212 Porn Star

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    "It's not a TOOMA"- Kindergarten Cop

    "Littering and, littering and, littering and, littering....and smoking the reefer" - Supertroopers

    "Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning."- The Fast and the Furious
     
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  13. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Eddie Mars: "Convenient, the door being open when you didn't have a key?"

    Marlowe: "Yeah----wasn't it. How'd YOU happen to have one?"

    Mars: "Is that any of your business?"

    Marlowe: "I could make it my business"

    Mars: "I could make your business mine."

    Marlowe: "Oh, you wouldn't like it. The pay's too small."


    The Big Sleep
     
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  14. PeaceMAster25

    PeaceMAster25 Porn Surfer

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    "we were somewhere around barstow, on the egde of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. i remember saying something like," i feel abit light-headed maybe you should drive."
     
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  15. Herb_Sewell

    Herb_Sewell Sex Lover

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    This is a harsh land Ed, It doesn't suffer fools.
     
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  16. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    About those water bombs, they were live shells... Blamo!
     
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  17. jimmyjames21

    jimmyjames21 Porn Surfer

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    to infinity and beyond
     
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "He was my.....BOYFRIEND!!!"


    Frau Bloeker in Young Frankenstein
     
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  19. Wheelz1769

    Wheelz1769 Porn Star

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    Dr. Evil: Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
    Scott Evil: [nods]
    Dr. Evil: Cool! You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?

    Austin Powers in Goldmember
     
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  20. Herb_Sewell

    Herb_Sewell Sex Lover

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    Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts.

    Memento
     
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