ronseal job

 

I walked in on my parents when I was 6 or 7. I asked what they were doing, and I was told that that is how babies were made. Pretty straight forward. I just replied, "oh?" Nothing to get embarrassed about.

 

yes my mom walks in on me all the time i just play it cool and shes stuipd so it works!

 

Yeah I've been caught a few times.

 

one time i was visiting my moms and i went to the bathroom at like ten at night and i hear from my moms room h your so juicy from my step dad and my mom was moaning and shit

 

never caught by my parents but caught once off a colleague at work. I am a nurse on night duty and i was in the toilet but i didnt lock the door so she walked straight in and said ''oh, im really sorry about that''

 

yep,busted,midnut,grounded for a week,didnt really make sense,i was in my room the entire week strokin...lol

 

Never been caught, never caught.

You got grounded for wanking? WTF?

 

So, I'm happily dallying my way around the sexuality forum and saw this thread. And then the title gave my sometimes over-imaginative eyes a horrible image.

So I gouged them out.

Pay my hospital bill!

 

Don't be a prick.

 

I was caught jerking off by my dad when I was about 12. I saw them fucking once also.

 

Just step on his eyes and make em all squishy.

 

Considering how often and at times, how intensely, I used to masterbate while I still lived with my parents, I'm surprised I've never been caught. Sometimes I would be going all out, watching porn on my computer, pants around my ankles.

I think the chance to get caught was probably part of the thrill, but regardless, I'm glad I never did, haha.

The closest I've come to getting caught was my Mom walked in once while I was watching porn, and I switched windows fast enough that she didn't see anything, but the sound was still going, haha. I just started speaking (the volume wasn't up very loud), not putting much of a pause in between my words, while I used the task manager to close the window, haha.

Close call.

 

Oh man funny story, particularly because the exact same thing happened to me. its horrible, your face is all red and you cant talk without running out of breath.

 

Hmmm.

"and I switched windows fast enough that she didn't see anything"

"yes my mom walks in on me all the time i just play it cool and shes stuipd so it works!"


Sorry to say chaps; she knows and is pretending not to have noticed due to her being as embarrassed as you are.

 

In my case, I switched the windows upon hearing the door open, and because of where my computer is in relation to the door, it would have been impossible for anyone entering the room to see the screen.

I set my furniture up in the room that way intentionally

 

I've been caught, yes. I've caught my dad and my mom. I also caught my stepmom and my dad. I also walked in on my mom masturbating once.

I didn't play the bashful kid, I didn't blush or anything.

 

Luckily for me, my parents worked all the time. I would always finish up as I heard the car in the garage. Which got me off even better. Never saw them having sex before, but my mom does mention that they're still active. All I have to say is, good for them! I had to get my sex drive from somewhere!

 

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i havent been caught masturbating, but my parents found porn on the computer. oops.