No not at all! Who told you that?

My sense of humor is really quirky! I'm afraid sometimes people don't get it?

 

That's not really a question you know.

but since you asked... the important people will get it :wink:


what are you up to today?

 

That's true, it wasn't!:excited: And thank you for saying so!

It's raining so probably not much! I'd like to get some yard work done!

What's the next holiday you have off from work?

 

I dunno. Probably some random important person commemoration day.

Do you know more than 2 languages? If yes, please list them all.

 

Yes. English, Spanish, French, smattering of German, Latin.

Would you take a pay cut to help if your employer was in financial difficulty?

 

No, it may sound tight but i dont give two fucks about my job

If you were rich would you still work?

 

Yes I would. I love what I do, though I would probably go part time.

Have you ever been bullied?

 

No

Have you ended up in hospital because of something you did when drunk?

 

nope thank god!

Have you ever had a one night stand that you wake up next too thinking omg....what have I done?

 

yes but it was a good feeling.

ever wanted to fuck someone so bad u basically forced ur self on them

 

Only my current guy. If I've not seen him in a while I'll be ripping his clothes off as he walks through the door:excited:

What's the one thing most likely to make you orgasm quickly?

 

all i can think of is when my gf squeeze my dick with her pussy

will you blackmail your partner into sex ie you wont buy something for them

 

Sort of.

Will you date/marry someone just for money?

 

No. I have enough money of my own; I'm normally the higher earner in my relationships.

Do you remember birthdays and anniversaries?

 

some i cant remeber my parents bday but remember their wedding anniversaries

if you were stuck in a deserted island with hot celeb would u bang them

 

(geez dude, obsessed on a theme much?!)

 

lol morning my lovely Raven hope your ok today xx

probably not I only truely want one man

Have you ever led someone on for the attention just for them to get a little scary and you run and feel bad?

 

lol. Yes.

What was the first sexually-related word you knew?

 

Orgasm! I was about 9yrs old when I overheard my older cousin saying it and so asked my Mum what it was - Damn that was an awkward conversation!!!!

Do you have a deep or shallow bellybutton?

 

Deep one

What is your darkest fantasy?