im not small
i just want it bigger
any tips

 

starchild

reincarnation?...maybe....50/50 chance...just my opinion

 

Recipe for penis enlargement:
1. Open porn site of your own choosing: midgets or fat girls, whatever floats your boat.
2. Hey presto! Larger Penis!

Please note: effects may only be temporary! :excited:

 

I tried making mine larger once by tying a 48" stout cord just behind the head of the cock. I think I used an bowline loop. I then tied the other end of the cord to a cement block weighing about ten or twelve pounds. After cautiously allowing the block to drop over a railing I stood there for a period of about thirty one seconds before I began to scream for help. Strangely even now I still think it should have worked, but I must have just misread the instructions.

 

When I was 10 my friend told me if I rubbed my penis up and down, it would make it longer. 'Course, it didn't work, but it opened me up to the world of masturbation, anyway!

 

Pay me $150 and I can show you how to increase your manhood and totally thrill her! Guaranteed!*








*Your results may vary.

 

"i want to know how to make ur penis bigger"...


hmmmmmm.....I am really trying to figure this out----do you want to make MY penis bigger...or are you trying to make the 'UR' penis (ostensibly the 'proto-penis from the earliest center of civilization) bigger...hmmmmmmmm

 

Tie a small rope around the head of it and hang a 25 pound weight on it. Then take a long jog. Repeat as necessary.

 

Reminds me of "ur" pussy!
Jargon gets to me at times..."you are" penis, with it broken down

 

Don't worry about making it bigger worry about learning to use it better than anyone else.

 

Breathe nothing but helium for an hour, or until you see the results you want.

 

For GOD's sake, man.........don't EVER post another pic like that!

 

Basically what works the best is you first use a really hot towel to get your blood circulating. then after that you work up a half-boner... you then put your finger into the A-ok sign and put it around the bottom of your shaft... you'll want to use lube like conditioner or something... then you ring the shit out of it and milk it all the way to the top for around 10 minutes or 200-400 pulls... kinda hurts, but that's what you do... if you do it well for a month you're guaranteed at least a half inch longer... but it's kind of a hard routine to incorporate into your day and you probably wouldn't be able to keep with it. Porn stars who claim to have been doing it their whole life said they've gained up to 3 or 4 inches, and wider too. I did it a couple years ago for around two months and went from like 6.5 inches to 7.15... of course the ladies won't notice such a change, but you can feel proud when you pull out that ruler

then of course there's other ways... you can buy some 300$ contraption that you can put on all day and will constantly yank on your dick and will constantly agonize you... don't even look into it. Penis pills don't work unless you're doing the exercises too... it's like lifting weights and never getting a healthy intake of protein.

and finally here you go... www.freepeguide.com

I'm embarrased to be such a guru on this subject

 

I don't think you can make my penis bigger, seeing as how I don't have one :roll:

But really, just learn to love what you have. The average penis size is 6". Also, it's not what you have but how you use it.

 

Online

Try to Google penis enlargement and jelqing. I did the stretching routine and jelqing for about 6 months and gained almost an inch, as well as some thickness. I'm still at it a year+ later and have gone from just under 6" to abour 7-1/4". It has to be an every day thing. I usualy do the stretching before my shower and every time i piss, and the jelqing daily in the shower. It actually feels pretty good and many times I've finished up the jelqing with a cumshot. It requires persistance but it works sithin limits.

 

That's not natural. Leave your dick the way it is. Just learn to use it well.

 

Really, just learn to use what you've got-the only methods that work legitmately (weights/surgery) are either painful or expensive.

Another thing-a friend of mine used weights in high school and he said it takes the pleasure out of sex. YOU BASICALLY LOSE FEELING IN YOUR COCK FOR AN EXTRA INCH-it's really not worth it.

 

MERRIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARY:

BULLSHIT...(bul-sh-it); example 1., as follows:

 

MERRIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARY:

BULLSHIT (bul-sh-it); Example 2., as follows: