1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. tangleweb

    tangleweb Sex Lover

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    He's looking for a wife, and has really thought through exactly what he's after. This is just the start of his requirements:

    Ladies - if you're still interested :rolleyes: there's more detail here

    http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-.qtJYXA8eqhltjrW6Xuq.KvKoh4OE6UF
     
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  2. Elli

    Elli Porn Star

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    I think it's very weird that he is so pre-occupied with being duped by a man-turned-woman.
     
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  3. piggit

    piggit A Fine Wine of a Woman

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    That guy's tongue will fall of before it makes it into the mouth of another human being.
     
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  4. oldiegoody

    oldiegoody In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    I hope he enjoys living alone as an asshole.
     
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  5. txstripper

    txstripper Porn Star

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    oh come on ppl...you know you want to marry him. :rolleyes:










    i'd say He's got a couple O.C.Ds lol
     
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  6. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    I was going to nasty there.......but chose not to.

    Think yourself lucky.
     
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  7. oldiegoody

    oldiegoody In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    By all means, be my guest. :p:p:p:p
     
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  8. mistressmeggriffin

    mistressmeggriffin Sex Lover Suspended!

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    this clown needs to get his head out his ass
    LOL
     
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  9. bostonmasstina

    bostonmasstina Slut Wife

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    Ahhh.... the man of my dreams :cool:

    Tina
     
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  10. wadin2

    wadin2 Porn Surfer

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    Ha

    he forgot lock on the refer, so she can only eat at feeding time.
     
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  11. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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  12. kurius

    kurius Sex Lover

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    I can understand being picky about the type of person you want to marry, but some of those requirements jump right into wtf territory.
     
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  13. Binky_Poodleduff

    Binky_Poodleduff Porn Star

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    I get the impression that the reading, comprehending and retaining of what is in this profile might be a weensy bit important to him.......


    sorta. :rolleyes:
     
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  14. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    Strict standards

    I think having standards are good, and help to screen out those that he doesn't want. Look at all the checklists chicks have, :rolleyes:so critical.
    So here's a man that would screen out who he sees as `unfit'...so what?
    There's a few on the list that I happen to agree with.
    I don't want people wasting my time either.
    Men on a few services and forums do proposition those of us that are straight too, I can do without this. As well as some mental balance with regard to their sexuality.:|

    that being said if the author were female, I would be disqualified by five or six criteria.:rolleyes:
     
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  15. Katie17

    Katie17 Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Dear god, if he met me his head would explode, or he might shoot himself in the face. I'm probably everything he thins is wrong with women all rolled into one.
     
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  16. iron horse

    iron horse Porn Star

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    WOW. Has anybody read the whole lot??
    I think he will die a very lonely old man but then again people think Sarah Palin is wonderful.That is who he is looking for. A younger version.
     
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  17. Katie17

    Katie17 Sex Machine Suspended!

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    I'm boooored.

    2.((Does being a tomboy count))

    3. You think this profile is too long to read. Wait until the next revision. LOL (Laughing Out Loud) (STFUIKWLOLM)<--figure that one out?

    5. You cannot or will not do as instructed in this profile.....I'll cut your dick off?

    6. You cuss/swear and/or have a potty mouth. Fuck that.

    7. You are not thin or slim. And fuck you fatty hater.

    8. You smoke or do drugs. Oops?

    9. You drink more than a glass of wine or other liquor a day. 2 beers a day,min.

    10. You cannot walk seven (7) miles non-stop averaging 1 mile per 20 minutes and without drinking or eating anything during. I only walk to get food or drank?

    14. You are looking for a well to do man who will provide you with a life of little work and lots of leisure and play. I am not looking for a whore, I am not a "Sugar Daddy". All girls seeking a "Sugar Daddy" are whores. ((Your mom?))

    15. You are a party girl or one that craves attention or has to be the center of attention. ((Then you definitely don't want eddie murphys ex)) You either get that shit...or ya don't

    19. You desire to pursue your own career, even after marriage. Wtf,you don't want someone to peruse their own career...but you don't want to be a sugar daddy?
     
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  18. ~Orpheus~

    ~Orpheus~ Wrathchild

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  19. Thandrend

    Thandrend Hammer of the Gods

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    Rofl. Wow.
     
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  20. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    So, how many women outside the mormon society would take him? :rolleyes:
     
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