Hi guys,

anyone got any good idea's, pics or even videos of home made toys for guys.

Im stright with a gf and not really too keen on her finding out im putting things up my arse and loving it, so the more low-key the better really!!!

all suggestions welcome!

Thanks

 

Get vaseline for lube because it can also be used for many other things, and carrots or cucumbers work for me.

 

Electric toothbrush. If you like vibration. Other than that.. anything small enough to fit up there without getting stuck.

 

just the other night i found a glow stick laying arround and you know the rest

 

Im just going to say you might not want to do that again, because on the off chance (I'm talkin' like 1/1,000,000 here) that thing broke, that is small bits of glass and toxic chemicals in your ass... just my 2 cents. =)

 

NO....never use vaseline for lube...not healthy and one pitiful lube at that. Buy your lady a toy...use it when she isn't around. Better yet, talk to her about your kink, you may be surprised. A strap-on fuck is great and many women secretly yearn to dominate a man in that fashion!

 

Whose toothbrush...hope I never visit you for an overnight stay!

 

well, don't tell anyone, but I put a wooden flute in a ziploc bag so that I didn't get a splinter and then well, lubed it up with something like lotion. it worked well enough for me

 

The girlfriend's, of course. But only after a fight. It'd be a nice burn.

J/k. You buy one especially for that, just make her think that you use it in the morning. Maybe buy two exactly the same, only one for your ass.

 

lol you would really have to be going at it for that to break

 

My wife has all the cool toys I like. Keeps them in her bra and panties.

 

great effort guys keep them cumming!! iv used the toothbrush idea and yea quite liked it!

how in hell would i bring using a strap-on in convosation, 'er babe really sorry but would u mind fucking me tonight' lol

but to be honest def up for it, so if anyone has asked for it any advise??

 

This tooth paste tast funny.

 

do a search for g spot vibrators. they work insanely well for prostate massages.

i use one like the one pictured in the attachment.

 

Check this out:
http://www.aneros.com/default.php

 

well... if youve ever spent any time out on the front porch listening to your grandfather tell stories then you might have some experiance with whittling a peice of wood. just carve something that you like and give it a thorough sanding and a heavy coat of varnish and whahlah.,youve made yourself a custom and artistic dildo.

 

this is just me, but I'm wondering if you would consider actually making an attempt at communication with your girlfriend. The first signs of a weak relationship is an inability to communicate, and it also indicates low trust.

As long as your girl isn't some kind of prude, and you are using toys only and not cheating on her with men, I'm sure she won't freak out and slap you or break up with you. True, it may take some getting used to on her part, but dude if you can't even tell her what you like in bed, your relationship is NOT going to last.

 

Just say it, without beating around the bush. (no pun intended)

tell her you want to talk about your sex life, and you want to share things that you are both interested in trying, or things that you like, and tell her that way that you like anal stimulation. from there, it could progress to "fuck me with a strap-on" if her reaction is right.

a bonus here: you get to hear what she wants as well.