How about if I just give you the zip code...you might get lucky!

 

Tsk Tsk...The horror of it all. Choir members indulging in sex. I guess reading all the old testaments with all that begating this one and begating that one has turned them all on. Horny old guys, were those prophets of yore.

 

i've always found going to a good bar or nightclub thats friendly and welcoming to everyone. get on stage with your friends and dance like hell, they soon come over.

I'm 24 and my gf is 33 i'm so lucky

 

Thinking of my Moan whimper or silence? thread, I wonder if choir members shout 'Hallelujah' at their orgasm? or whisper 'Amen' if he cums too soon.

 

The Lord made Adam.
The Lord made Eve.
He made them both,
A little bit naive.

They lived as free
As the summer breeze,
Without pajamas and without chemise.

Until they stumbled
on the apple tree.

Then she looked at him,
(hum, hum)
And he looked at her,
(hum, hum)
And they knew immediately
What the world was fer...

- He said give me my cane
- He says give me my hat.
- The time has come,
to begin the begat.
- The begat!
- The begat!
- That's it!

So they begat Caine.
And they begat Abel,
Who begat the rabble
At the Tow'r of Babel.

They begat the Cohens,
And they begat O'Rourkes.
And they begat the people
Who believed in storks.

- Holly Lordy, how they did begat!
And Lordy, Lordy, what they did begat!

When the begat got
to gettin' under par
They begat the daughters
of the D.A.R.

They begat the Babbitts
of the bourgeoisie,
They begat the misbegotten G.O.P.

It was a-pleasin' to Jezebel,
a-pleasin' to Ruth,
It pleased the League of Women Shoppers
in Duluth

Tho' the movie censors
tried the facts a hide
the movie goers open up and multiplied.

- Holly Lordy, how they multiplied!
- How they multiplied!
- How they multiplied!

Soon it swept the world
Ev'ry land and lingo.
It became the rage.
It was bigger than bingo.

The Whites begat, the Reds begat,
The folks who should have stood in bed begat.
The Greeks begat, the Swedes begat
Why, even Britishers in tweeds begat.

And, Lordy Lordy, what the seeds begat!

The Lats and Lithuanians, begat.
Scranton Pennsylvanians, begat .
Strictly vegetarians, begat.
And honorary Aryans, begat.
Startin' from Genesis, they begat.
Heroes and menaces, begat
Fat filibusterers, begat.

Income tax adjusterers begat
To vetuler unnatelor to begat.
And sometimes a bachelor, he begat!
And didn't matter which-a-way they begat,
Son of a bitch away, begat.

Oh! Bless them Lord!
Who know do that,
And heed the call
of the begat!

 

good enough!

hope you'll be waiting for me when that doorbell rings!

 

By the way, mk999, take note of my approach!

Skill at casual flirting will surely impress the mature lady you have your eye on!

 

yo mk999 man all u need to do is get your swagga right! older women love younger men

 

Priceless...Kimiko you did it again. Made my day!

 

Okay...but watch out for the...

DOWN, ADOLF!!!! GET OFF HIM!!!! BAD DOG!!!!

 

It's a song from "Finian's Rainbow".

 

Funny, I'm 45 and very interesting in having sex with immature women.

 

Yes this is my dream, I am also 18.

 

beauty in age

older women can be fun, as long as you remember they are older and may not be the same as you see in porn sites, they dont go for headgames and they want to be satisfied ( if you want repeat business ). i know i've been with a few and prefer them to young nymphs

 

Same here.

 

check the personal sites amybe even xnxx personals. there's probably someone out there who wants a younger guy.

 

older ladies always flirt with me just by eye fucking me or something and usually if you have the balls just to talk to them they always have some type of probing questions to ask and it always leads to dirty talk of some sort or aflirting question you can probe on *shrug*

 

I live near a military town and am older and always looking for the young wifes to fuck. But I find that the best way to get an older woman or younger one is getting out. I have picked them up at the libary, suppermarket, SAMs club and even at our church. I am usually looking for young wifes like I said and we gangbang them but if your smooth and do not presure them but become friendly it opens many doors. I would love to help a young guy open my prude of a wife up and fuck her all he likes and if he wants to gangbang her with some of his younger friends and he can get her to do it I would love that as well. I am always willing to take some one that wants a MILF and is willing to work for her under my wing and help him get my wife but she will be a project no one meeting and your fucking her you will have to really work and suduce her.