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  1. CM93

    CM93 Amateur

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    Is there a class that mothers send there daughters to at some age to teach them how to drive us men crazy?

    I think they would teach things like:
    1. The promise of sex will make a man do almost anything you want him to do.
    2. The promise of a BJ will make a man do ANYTHING you want him to do.
    3. After you get what you want from the man only give him sex or a BJ some of the time.
    4. Never forget when he screws up
    5. Dont let your man hang out with his with his friends.
    6. Hange out with your friends as much as you like.
    7. If he does not like you hanging out with your friends remind him of step 4.
    8. When your man drops hints about things he would like to do with you, put them in file 13.
    9. When your man has gone about as long as he thinks he can stand without sex, make him go one more day.
    10. Repeat step 9. Then remind him of step 4.

    I dont know if my wife went to this school or not, but I think she would make a good teacher if they were in need of one.
     
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  2. hwar

    hwar Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    The simple answer is turn gay xD (like me)

    tbh, you really shouldn't say all woman are like this, because trust me they are not...
    If you meant to be funny, you got a laugh out of me... but the section actually says "only serious discussion"
     
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  3. The Ass Man

    The Ass Man Sex Lover

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    Oh god :rolleyes:
     
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  4. CM93

    CM93 Amateur

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    First off, I cant make myself find one thing about a man's body that turns me on.

    Second, some times the funniest things in life are the things that seam to be the most true.
     
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  5. bulldog67

    bulldog67 Porno Junky

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    No, I think this is pretty accurate. I think they actually sell a DVD for mothers to play when their daughters are lying in their cribs. I think that they try to instill these values at a young age (harder to change that way) ;)
     
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  6. tamom

    tamom Sex Lover Suspended!

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    you got to be a woman hater or you dont know how to treat a lady
     
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  7. ShyPassion

    ShyPassion Porn Star

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    No way. It's all natural ;) I always let my baby hang out with his friends... except the one that has a crush on him that he's now uncomfortable around. The promise of a BJ means nothing.. He knows he can get it whether I want it or not! I wish I could forget when he's screwed up :( It was my fault though anyway. Good girlfriends don't get left! I'll never EVER let him go one day without sex if I get my way.. He's the only friend I need..

    If guys have a problem with this.. grow up or get a new girl! We aren't changing.
     
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  8. CM93

    CM93 Amateur

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    No, not a hater. I love most everything about women.

    Does any man realy know how to treat a woman? No two women are alike and every woman I have ever known can be very diffrent from one day to the next. Like it or not at some level I think we men even like that.
     
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  9. ShyPassion

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    Good men do. My man does. He also knows how to treat women he's not dating :excited:.
     
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  10. porter

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    Some women aren't all that bad.

    Others can be.
     
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  11. Yeti Balls

    Yeti Balls Sex Lover

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    i lawd.

    Hope you were joking... =|
     
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