All I want for Christmas is you.:-E

 

Dear Santa.....define good.

 

I'm on the naughty list.

 

Sorry, I only like boys on the naughty list.

 

Save santa a trip, be naughty this year.

 

Kiss me, I'm naughty

 

You're on my Christmas list. ♥

 

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."
-- David Letterman

 

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
-- Joan Rivers

 

Hey Santa, how much for your list of naughty girls?
-- Anonymous

 

What Happens On Santas Lap Stays On Santas Lap

 

Did you see the size of santa's sack

 

damn i'll be good if it means getting her

 

Wanna play with my new toy?

 

How come I can't have none of these broads for as a Christmas present the more the merrier I always say

 

He only comes once a year (someone had to say it!)

 

wanna ride my sleigh tonight?

 

Loving this thread

I haven't been able to get on in awhile, but I knew there would be a thread like this waiting for me when I did! You didn't disappoint! Thanks!

There's always been some undercurrent of naughtiness lurking in Christmas, whether its maneuvering that special someone under the mistle-toe, or the lyrics in some of the songs...I've always been a huge fan of Eartha Kitt's rendition of "Santa Baby"...her voice is so freakin' sexy, and its chock-full of euphemisms "Hurry down my chimney tonight!"

I was fairly young (adolescence) when I saw a main-stream movie that included a scene that burned itself into my innocent and impressionable mind. I can't recall what it was, but there were all these people dressed as Santa Claus...I think it was part of a Coca-Cola promotion in the movie, but I can't remember for sure. Anyway, though you couldn't tell under the costume and beard, one of them was the female love interest of the main character. And they went directly to some location and started having this torrid love-scene in which both of them were feverishly stripping off her red-and-white Santa suit. As the guy pulled the coat open, he somehow tore the feature pillow she had underneath to simulate a big belly, and all these white feathers were falling down on them like fluffy snow (and of course there was an unreasonable amount of them, and they fell in slow motion, you know how Hollywood is). Its funny though how things can imprint themselves on us because we associate them with something sexy...I guess thats what fetishes are all about right? It was a hot scene, even if it was only like PG-13. (If anyone knows what movie, that was, I'd like to know.) Anyway, ever since then, I've found I can't resist a gal in a velvetty red outfit with white fur trim (has to be fake fur though!) and a santa hat...elf ears are optional but I won't turn them down! (I can skip the beard, though, LOL!)

And if theres three of them, and they're a little slutty...wellll HO HO HO!!!

 

Or a nude model!! LOVE all the pics GLBC!!

And I only like naughty girls!! Sounds like a match made in heaven!!! :excited:

It's too bad Ms. Eartha Kitt passed away; what a coincidence that she passed on 12/25/2008.

 

very good.