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  1. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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  2. fkfafun

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    for christs sake don't get into a fight with these septics!

    they kill enough of us when we're on the same side.......

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  3. fkfafun

    fkfafun Amateur

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    on christmas???

    at christmas maybe???

    i'm English. what the fuck do i know about my own language...

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  4. stuka666

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    naaah...sneakers....SNEAKERS .....SNEAKERS.....:excited:;):excited:

    just makes me laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffffffff

    ....picks himself up of the floor:cool:
     
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  5. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    Well, someone just showed massive quantities of fail. :rolleyes:

    This thread WAS light hearted and joking...until someone decided to get his knickers in a bunch.
     
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  6. stuka666

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    Who's that then?:excited: I just had a good old belly laff.....and theres another difference....;)
     
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  7. colinwarren

    colinwarren Porn Star

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    just having the most delightful fun reading more of this thread

    i'm going to sit back, come back here from time to time and see how the "war" progresses !!

    now where's my bag of sweets..................... or candy;);)
     
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  8. PatronofPorn

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    Bah, I took too long to type my post, you sneaked in and got in the way!

    As long as no one doubts our greatness, this thread will stay awesome! :excited:

    AMERICA RULEZ!

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    MUHAHAHA!!!
     
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  9. lor280465

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    You don,t mean me do ya...:eek::)
     
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  10. PatronofPorn

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    No, all Brits who are cool will survive into the new era of American dominion. :-H

    You be one of them. :excited:
     
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  11. colinwarren

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    Just shut the fuck up and give me a kiss:excited:
     
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  13. pikeman

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    You lot call a roundabout, a rotary? I didn't know you guys had them.

    How do you get those huge petrol-guzzling tanks that you call cars around them?
    I bet you've never had to go around a mini-roundabout, have you? I'd quite like to see a hummer trying that. Now that would be funny.

    Howabout:

    sidewalk - path
     
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  14. stuka666

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    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn...


    just off to watch some paint drying..........................so sad:(:rolleyes::excited:
     
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  15. colinwarren

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    the only roundabout this would be good on, is the m25 roundabout:excited::excited:

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  16. PatronofPorn

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    I'm down with that!
     
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  17. pikeman

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    Have fun! Remember, the second coat is always more exciting than the first. :laughing:
     
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  18. Deleted User kekw

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    Hummers are for guys that are compensating for something.

    I personally don't have the cash for a car that gets great gas milage.
    I have been seeing some scooters/those little funny looking electric cars which is wierd since it's semirural and people typically have to travel long distances to go to work. I feel bad for the scooter guy right about now, especially when it rains :eek:
     
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  19. pikeman

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    Driving for you Merkins must be a piece of cake!
    All your cars are automatic, all your roads are straight...

    ...the only hazards are those empty cardboard boxes, left inexplicably in the middle of the road...

    ...or have I been watching too much Starsky & Hutch? :laughing:
     
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  20. Deleted User kekw

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    Actually most of our roads are curvy. We have a lot more space than you guys do in the UK, and we did not plan it out at all except for maybe in the cities. The road patterns make little to no sense.
     
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