Ok, so the question is, should I masturbate. Now, I am a catholic, so I have NEVER EVER masturbated, but now I am feeling the urge for it. My body says, I really really need to do it, but my religion says I can´t I do not want to leave my religion and I want to masturbate, so what to do? There is a poll for it too.

 

A. your on a porn forum, which catholics dont approve of
B. they do not approve of you reading the stories, looking at the porn, doing anything put "normal sex" no anal, or oral sex!
C. Catholic teaching is not always correct, in my opinion and in my other catholics I know.

All the stuff the Catholic Church says is opinion. Ask one priest and they say it is wrong. Ask another they say it is okay as long as you are not harming yourself, another and doing it in private.

How old are you that you have never gotten off? what a shame
just do it you will love it!

 

No...

There is a poll, I am 19. (you probably posted before it was ready)

 

correct!
your 19 and never j/o? how have you had this control?

 

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Well, the truth is it has been like everyday I had to say all the time to myself "Don´t do it, don´t do it", to resist the urge.
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does it feel good?......yes!


does it hurt anyone?......no!



does anyone one this forum think you shouldn't?........Probably not!

 

DON'T JACK OFF IT'S AN ABOMINATION

 

all I can say is that my husband and I are both proof that you wont grow hair on your palms or go blind.. AND you don't have to worry about that "no birth control allowed" dilemma! stroke em if you got em!

 

I'm Catholic too and I do. Religion aside though, part is pleasure and part is making sure everything is working properly. Remember, the first love is self love... double entendre!

 

Really?

Worst question ever.

 

just do it :excited:

 

got a better idea just get a girfriend and plain out fuck her.:wall::wall::wall:

 

I'm a Catholic and I masterbate, I also had sex before I was married. The worst that'll happen if your worried about the after life is that you'll have to be with me in pergatory making up your sins. 1500 to 3000 years is a cake walk in after life terms I can do that standing on my head. lol :excited:

 

get your self a nice warm bath with nice smelly foam, dry yourself down, put plenty of talc on and invite me over

 

Why are there so many answer options on the poll when there is only one answer?

 

For this you need majority opinion??? Brotha, you've come to the right place!

Self-Abuse away, we probably won't hear from you for days, maybe weeks

(19? yeah, I'm definitely starting a pool, who's in for at least a week?):excited:

 

It's all bullshit man... when I was in Catholic school and they made us go to confession once a month or whatever me and my best friend would always tell the priest we masturbated. They (the teachers) taught us it was a mortal sin and bla bla, but after the second or third time the priest actually said "Ah, all boys your age do, don't worry about that." So don't worry about that shit... I have yet to be struck down by lightning for having a wank a couple times a week. Besides you don't want to premature ejaculate and shoot a geyser all over a future lady friend. And if you are still weird about masturbating then click on tags in the video section and type in "gangbang" or "bukkake" and you should probably feel better about yourself.

 

Have you done the deed yet....it must be half hour at least since my post :excited:

 

You're like frodo. Able to resist the temptation of the ring where everyone else would fall.

The ring being you wanking.

I voted for you should do it.

 

I can't believe there's actually someone out there who doesn't masturbate because the church tells him not to.

But what's the problem? You masturbate, and then once a week you go tell the padre all about it, and he'll punch your ticket. As Father Guido Sarducci said, it's a cheapa sin.