My dad busted me once when I was like 15. We were getting ready to go on a family trip and I wanted to bust one out before we left for the weekend, any way I'm butt naked on my bed and he comes in to ask me to help load up the car, he just froze and got pissed off told me to get dressed and get downstairs. Lol poor dude he was probably more embarrassed than me. My friends still give me shit about it lol. Oh well.

 

Yes, I lived with six sisters ( older) and two brother ( one younger one older) plus my parents...I was caught almost all the time I wanted to or tried to...they all checked on me...the house was also not so big...so...
between seven and eight is the earliest period I remember masturbating...
According to them I should have died long ago...

"You know that you can die?"...Spank!...Spank!

Well I am still here, still masturbating...but I live alone now...

 

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my girlfriend and i once fucked in a retroom on a plane. when we came out the steward told us that it is not allowed to to restroom together. My gf told him (loughing) that we just cleand our teeth and didnt want to block two toilets for this :excited:



-TRUE story, I promise!

 

at sixteen, my girlfriend and I were having sex in front of the fireplace. We were completely naked, my girl on top, there was a hugh "BOOM" outside the house. Dad was in the room in a nanosecond, he just stood and stared at my girlfriend and me, then said did you hear that?

 

o hai!
you dad caught me wienerfying your mom last week. he was upset for a minute, until i let him lick my taint. boy-howdy, he does enjoy the taste of salty taint-sweat. and just to make him feel special, i farted in his face when his mouth was open. o yes, that definitely made him happy.
kthanxbai!

 

Oh jeeze where do I start. Well I've been caught once when I was maybe..5..but that is one story I'd rather not get into. And then over the years I had been caught many more times, doing many different things. At least a couple times while I was masturbating. Once when I was on top of my current girlfriend fingering her. I was about 15 or 16 maybe? I think they thought we were just dry humping. Another time or two with a different girlfriend, one of which was when I was (again about 15 or 16) where we were on my bed with her on top of me topless. All of these times it was my own family that caught me. This one time when (yet again I was probably around 15 or 16) I was dating this black chick, I was at her apartment and we were in her bedroom. We were lying on her bed and I had a hand up her shirt fondeling her huge beautiful boobs while I was nibbling on her neck..welllll her dad walked by and what do you know, the door was wide open. He saw us and flipped, I was scared shit-less Never actually been caught having sex. OH and another time almost caught by a cop while i was getting head in my truck..we had parked on the side of the road out in the country and I guess someone called the cops and told them so he came by in an unmarked car..I noticed it was a cop just in time *phew* lol. Well I'm 19 now, hopefully my days of getting caught are behind me

 

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Almost but never

 

I was 19 or 20, my girlfriend was 17 or 18. We weren't having sex, but I had just pulled her bra off when mom walked in.

Oops.

 

Bump

 

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Caught once by my Dad while I was fucking my favorite sow. He just started fucking another one with a don't
tell your ma.

 

Ex mom in law "caught" me several times. First time I was in my bedroom. We lived with the Inlaws while our house was being built. She knocked and just walked in. I was naked sitting on the floor watching porn. No hiding that. Walked in on me a few more times. After the first she knew what I was doing if the door was closed. Caught me in the living room on the couch pants around my ankles. She did eventually show me her tits one night when we were drunk and only two of us home. They were heavenly.

 

Once, my mom saw me mess around with my dick and the vacuum when i was 15

 

My mom caught me jacking off in front of her bed before not sure how much she saw since it was dark lol

 

When I was 14 I was caught with my sisters panties in my drawer along with erotic/incest stories - mum want happy about that and thought I was a sicko, then when I was 15 me and my gf were in my room with no body home going at it when all of a sudden the front door slams shut. We jumped out of our skins, found out mum had been home for 10 mins calling my name but I was "busy" so she decided to slam the door. We finished off in the laneway next to my house

The Last time was the worst, it was only my second time experimenting with another guy who happened to be gay and my best mate at the time, we had been out for a night on the town and after some drinks and party tricks he found out id tried sucking cock once years before so he seduced me into trying it again with him.. Well, half way through sucking his cock which mind you was only the second time trying it, here I was cock fully in mouth when we hear mums voice outside the window.. "what are you boys up to?" I flipped!!! She's never said anything directly but has made a few remarks over the years that ive picked up on...

 

No but my brother has caught me once and a friend of one has caught me like twice I think