I have a embarissing question for the women, I haven't had sex in 5 yrs. What would your reaction be if I told you this right before we had sex? And be honest!

 

Id suck your cock till you blasted your love potion down my throat. Then Id let you lick and finger my pussy till you were hard again before riding your dick =o

 

I'd tease you for atleast three times as long as I usually would before letting you get what you wanted. lol

 

I would be like "So?"
and would keep going

 

i would be like "dude, 5 years may be a long time but theres no need for this "

 

I wouldn't mention it. She'll start thinking you're a looser.

 

I would ask why.

 

me too, but i really wouldnt care, but i would make it worth the wait, and pray that you lasted long enough for me to enjoy it too

 

Personally, I wouldn't blurt out this information. But you asked for my opinion, and I don't think I'd really mind, and I'd just get ready for how much I'd blow your mind after you not having been with a woman in 5 years. No matter which way you slice it, your hand/toys/porn just isn't the same as the real deal!
Have fun!

 

I agree with above posters thast I would want to know why but really it wouldn't matter.

 

I can't help you with your question...BUT i can certainly help you with your "Embarrassing" spelling

 

maybe you should tell her after you've fucked her?

 

id be like what the fuck you doing in "my" room and why you trying to fuck "me"

but then ya know guys dont push my buttons

 

Honestly? I'd be honored that I was the one who was breaking the 'fast'.

 

Even if you were his desperate last resort?

Not that you ever would be anyone's last resort

 

i would ask why while i am riding your dick
that just means quick first nutt then we can really put in some work

 

Best answer ever: "I would say 'so' snd keep going."

 

It would be like riding a bike...it would all cum back to you.

If you told me that, I would hope you got yourself off first before our date so you could last longer instead of being quick on the draw and it being over before it even started. We would also start with the basics..Kissing and Oral Sex 101.

 

That is 5 years that you did not contract any std!!! (assuming you do not have one already) So I would be happy (if i was a girl) if I heard this.

 

I'm a guy, and as a friend I would say it would depend on the situation. If we were in a bar I'd give ya a Hundred dollar bill and tell ya to buy yourself a happy ending. But if we're in the showers at the gym, I'd ask you to please pick up he soap off the floor.