1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Not much really. Probably being horny and alone ranks first.
     
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  2. Omega_Vega

    Omega_Vega Porn Star

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    Waking up and realizing I was missing out on chow, and more broken out than I've been in the last three months.
     
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  3. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    I got cleaned bowled trying to hit across the line.

    Thinskin
     
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  4. Jakk Reborn

    Jakk Reborn Porn Surfer

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    Realizing it's going to rain today, again.
     
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  5. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    It's raining in Western NC now.
     
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  6. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    The rain this morning cancelled my golf plans. But then, I just would have said fuck on the golf course.
     
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  7. lettinemhavit

    lettinemhavit XNXX FANATIC

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    My noisy neice and nephew
     
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  8. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    Two girls(20s) on my jogging path who let their big dog get too close to me when I was jogging...fuck, they don't impress me those that have large dogs and cant hold them back. They should! For their own sake, and the dog; its a loaded weapon to me, and i will act accordingly, though maybe with some regret,f or the dog!

    Exe errors after I got home,,,fuck!
     
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  9. Bowned

    Bowned Porn Surfer

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    When my girlfriend told her mom I run a pornsite.
     
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  10. mark666

    mark666 Newcumer

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    woke up and sait thank u and wtf when i saw no light in the street
     
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  11. cowboy2005

    cowboy2005 Porn Surfer

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    Tried to get my lawn mower to start after setting all winter in the garage, just about pulled my arm off. Said all kind or four letter words before it started.:mad:
     
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  12. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    Got up very late. A special someone signed out on messenger right after I came on line. Fuck!:confused:
     
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  13. rcarson13

    rcarson13 Official Welcome Wagon In XNXX Heaven

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    I did it again!

    Az showed a picture of a red "Purple Lobster," and I misidentified it as a crayfish. The poncers of the claws are nearly equal in size, and I wasn't familiar with the species, so I figured it was a red species of crayfish. FucK, I feel stupid!:mad:
     
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  14. Phoenix Striker

    Phoenix Striker Porn Surfer

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    FUCK, I lost. THE game. And if you don't know what that means, that it's probably better that way, and if you do, well then bucko, I'm pretty sure you just lost too. :D
     
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  15. bug24

    bug24 Porn Star Suspended!

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    I got rained on hard. I guess it's expected because it always rains on Memorial Day, but it's always a pain in the ass.
     
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  16. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I stayed up way too late last, the fucking alarm went off at 5 and I have to play fucking golf tonight. Not in a good mood.
     
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  17. Seraphiel

    Seraphiel Porn Star

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    i woke up today and look in my bank.... its not a pretty sight
     
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  18. gmen27

    gmen27 Porn Surfer

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    my neighbor dropping and shattering our bottle of crown
     
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  19. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    Crown Royal? too bad, one of my fave poisons, back in the day1
    For me, it was a driver that near cut me off, oblivious to me, some snobbery on my run...I can't stand ignorance, hate it with a passion, might as well become a hermit so as not to deal with it...or withdraw...who the fuck needs this?! grrr

    i hope things are better for you EJ, and for everyone, inc. me!. have a better tomorrow!
     
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  20. alwaysreading

    alwaysreading Porn Surfer

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    slicing my hand open today will changing my waterpump on my truck
     
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