1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    The price of a trailer I'll be using to move with.

    $1500...*POOF*... gone...:(
     
  2. XxElitexX

    XxElitexX Sex Machine

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    That made me say fuck too:(
     
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    chuotquaylu Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    I broke a nail :excited:
     
  4. arizona1664

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    a picture a girl on here sent me!!!:eek:
     
  5. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    the same as yesterday ;)
     
  6. irishdude2000

    irishdude2000 Porn Surfer

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    sports. makes me say that a lot.
     
  7. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    An exploding blender. :mad:

    I know better than to turn it on with hot liquid inside so why did I do that?
     
  8. endrone

    endrone Porn Star

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    got pepper in my eye while i was cooking :mad:
     
  9. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    i had dance practice two days ago, and i'm STILL sore. fml.
     
  10. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Is "dance practice" a euphamism for the horizontal mambo? :p
     
  11. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    hahaaah yes. ;) i need a full body massage.
     
  12. oddbod

    oddbod Porn Star

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    well if you need any help with that........
     
  13. saleenyzf

    saleenyzf Porn Star

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    Took oldest daughter to hospital bc she had temp of 103.4. While there it got to 104.6. All she has is a really bad flu thats going around.
     
  14. waroo99

    waroo99 Sex Lover

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    your mother made me say fuck :)
     
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  16. liltxsmile

    liltxsmile Firecat

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    How happy I feel!!!!!! :excited::excited::kiss::kiss:
     
  17. Maiyun

    Maiyun Sex Lover

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    that fact that i woke up with a 104.2 fever!!!
     
  18. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Idiots who can't or won't read stickies.
     
  19. Ed Itor

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    people who use stickies:p
     
  20. JayneyRedd

    JayneyRedd Porn Star

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    I persuaded my boss to let me leave early today, because I had to be home early to let a guy in to check my gas boiler.

    Because it was busy, I worked right up until the last possible moment, then shot off to get changed to go home.

    I hurried into the little loo/changing room, got my work stuff off and pulled my normal clothes on in a hurry, then immediately raced out in a mad panic to get my bus.
    As I left I saw the bus coming down the hill so I had to do a 100 yard sprint to the stop.
    I just made it, sweating and out of breath, and the driver waited for me.
    All the seats at the front were taken, so I went up the back and sat down, with all the people on the bus looking at me.



    Which was when I realised I hadn't done up the buttons on the front of my top, so I'd ran down the road and climbed on the bus with my boobies showing, and everybody looking, and I didn't even have a nice bra on, it was an old greying one :(



    Tomorrow morning I will have to walk past all those shops and people while I'm on my way to work, and I will be really embarrassed because they saw my tired old grey bra :oops: :oops: :oops: :mad: