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  1. Precious1

    Precious1 Sex Machine

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    A man won a million dollars in the state lottery. All he could think of was sharing this news with his wife. So he rushed home and racing through the house yelled his wife's name. She comes through the back door wanting to know why he was home in the middle of a work day. He starts waving the winning ticket in front of her face and says "Honey" pack your bags, I won a million dollars in the state lotto! Her eyes bugged out and she says " Well, honey, how many bags do I need? And looking straight in her eyes he says ALL of them! You're outta here!


    Okay, here's one for the ladies!
    A husband and his wife had just finished making love and as usual, the wife had remained quiet the whole time. The husband leaned over and running his hand lightly up and down her arm, he asked "Honey" why don't you ever tell me when you are having an orgasm? And without missing a beat...the wife says, "I don't want to bother you at work"!
     
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  2. Rudharddick

    Rudharddick Porno Junky

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    Since it's a joke moment, here's one that is so old your teeth may ache, and it works best with an audience. That's because it could be considered insulting:

    "What is the best sexual position for bearing ugly children?"

    "Ask your Mother!!!"
     
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  3. Judyxoxo

    Judyxoxo Porn Surfer

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    LMAO Loved them
     
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  4. miki293

    miki293 Porn Surfer

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    hh
     
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  5. can i be your sex kitten

    can i be your sex kitten Porn Star

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    those are funny!
     
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  6. mad4u_7788

    mad4u_7788 Newcumer

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    good ones mate
     
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  7. JPorter66

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    good jokes--thank for posting
     
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  8. Pfessor69

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    Proper Brit

    A well-dressed Brit couple find themselves in an Old West style bar, she sitting between her portly husband and a VERY drunk American. While hubby visits the men's room, she is startled by the Yank's noisy and odiferous zephyr. Upon his return she demands the Yank be thrashed for the insult. Quickly the Brit straightens his waistcoat and shouts, " HOW DARE YOU FLATULATE BEFORE MY WIFE!" The drunk mumbles, "Sorry, guv'nor...I didnt know it was her turn."
     
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  9. Alfan

    Alfan Porn Surfer

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    Nice....
     
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  10. Jupiter

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    Good one, Prof, if only i can remember it when i am at the pub.
     
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