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  1. Fanfiction

    Fanfiction Sex Machine

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    As a writer of porno, I would like to freshen my a master list of all the words or phrases people use to describe intimate body parts and actions in fitly or erotic ways. Helps me with writing so I don't have to repeat the same words.


    But I'm getting old a sordid ..er.. I mean jaded :D ... I'd like to hear as many alternatives as you can think of please?

    Got really whacked ones? No problem I wanna here 'em. Only young ? Probably better! I'm loosing touch with young filthy minds, maybe you can freshen my old filthy one with your modern current sayings? Ladies don't be shy! I'd love the girls to say what words they use as well.


    I mean:

    Vagina
    Penis
    Anus
    Fuck

    so boring alternatives are:

    Pussy
    Prick
    Ass
    Screw

    Get the idea?

    Let the smutty filtier etc. alternatives posting begin!;)
     
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  2. kinky bastard

    kinky bastard lingerie lover

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    ANUS = BROWN STAR

    FUCK = WRAG

    PENIS =LEAD PIPE

    PUSSY =KEBAB
     
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  3. up-for-it

    up-for-it Porn Surfer

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    pussy lips = beef curtains or jamaican bacon lol
     
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  4. kinky bastard

    kinky bastard lingerie lover

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    Anus = Soil Pipe
     
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  5. chrisbryantthegreat

    chrisbryantthegreat Sex Lover

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    shag-------- =fuck
    knob------------- =penis
    pink cookie------- = vagina
    brown eye------- = ass
     
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  6. chunky

    chunky Porn Star

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    Womens genitals . . .

    Fanny (in the UK)
    Gash
    Furry cup (here, oral sex is 'drinking
    from the furry cup)
    Vag
    Crack
    Beaver
    Little man in a boat (clitoris)
    Saddle bags (large, loose labia)
    Minge
    Pratt (often an insult)

    Men's genitals . . .. . .

    Willy
    Knob
    Bell-end (for the glans)
    'Old Chap'
    Meat and two veg
    The family jewels
    Plonker (more often used to
    insult these days)
    Wick (from the rhyming
    'Hampton Wick')
    Hampton (ditto)
    John Thomas (?)
    One eyed trouser snake
    Pajama Python
    Percy

    Anus . . . . . . .

    Arse(hole)
    Ring (piece)
    Dirt-box
    Chocolate Starfish
    Backside

    Sex . . . . .

    Bang
    Shaft
    Roger (Rogering)
    Grind
    Poke
    Knobbing
    'Give her one'
    Shag

    There's a few to be going on with!:-D
     
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  7. Pericles

    Pericles Incendiary Instigator and Sensitive Sage

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    LOL... this thread fucking rocks.
     
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  8. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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    Womens genitals . . .

    Flange
    Slit
    Front bottom

    Men's genitals . . .. . .

    Old man
    Pork sword
    Little soldier


    Anus . . . . . . .

    Shitter
    Brown eye

    Sex . . . . .

    Making the beast with two backs.
    Horizontal jogging
     
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  9. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    Sex . . . . .

    Making the beast with two backs.
    Horizontal jogging
    Just thought of one, thanks MM!!
    HORIZONTAL MAMBO
     
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  10. Fanfiction

    Fanfiction Sex Machine

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    I agree. :)

    Thanks all for so far ..I'm scribbling them all down..seen some really cool ones so far I would never had even considered, that seem to read well in a hory way:twisted: ..COOL! ..you all rock! :D
     
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  11. kinky bastard

    kinky bastard lingerie lover

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    WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE
     
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  12. Fanfiction

    Fanfiction Sex Machine

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    Well if you mean from this thread ..hmmm

    Chocolate Starfish (I'm writing a story with anal next so.. hehehe)
    Pork sword (heard it but had totally forgotten it.)

    I have to give a special hat tip to Rockprincess for her:
    HORIZONTAL MAMBO :D


    And beside these here's some I like, that aren't from this thread:

    Pussy: Whisker Biscuit, Fur Burger
    Ass: Blurter, shit chute.
     
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  13. MusicMachine

    MusicMachine The people in me

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  14. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Penis Names Left Out---

    Henry, Henrietta(poosy), IT(penis)
     
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  15. Archaic

    Archaic Sex Lover

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    Mr. Happy Spoo-cannon
     
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  16. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Practice making tricycle motors; making tricycle motors

    Pooter (anus) didn't see it, but maybe just missed it, fairly common I think

    Puckerer (anus) Backdoor (duh)

    Lets do some horizontal pushups (I know they are horizontal anyway!)

    pumping the quim
     
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  17. Fanfiction

    Fanfiction Sex Machine

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    Pooter..yeah I recall it now..again I had forgotten. Thanks ;)
     
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  18. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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  19. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Oh Shit He Did It Again Multiple Posts Chk Time Dork

    Good Jewish terms: schmuck schlong

    hybrid slang: donkeydick, horsecock,dork

    Sorry for the duplication if there are some.


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  20. HotSandra

    HotSandra Newcumer

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    Hi everyone!

    My first post :)

    penis = pork sword
     
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