a few months ago me and my girlfriend were watching porn and it stared to heat up and we started to have sex while the porn was on. about 10 min in i looked up and saw the couple on the TV was doing doggy, so i leaned in and told that i wanted to fuck her like that, when she looked up she busted out laughing. so i looked up and saw 3 naked guys running around a park or somthing with towels around there necks like caps. why they were running around naked with capes i will never know....why that is in a porn....i dont even want to know,

 

I was having anal sex with my wife recently and when I slid my cock in her,she farted. It almost killed the moment.

 

It's bound to happen when you're playing around down there.

 

Well I wasn't having sex at the time but I was fingering a girl in a friends house, my friend his mother and another friend were downstairs watching TV. they knew what we were doing upstairs but I didn't care. So there we are, on my friends bed, her pants are down and I'm fingering her like mad, when suddenly I hear giggling outside the bedroom door. I knew something was about to go down, so I told my Girlfriend to pull up her pants, and just as she did, my two mates and the mother came bursting in and egged us. Luckily they basically missed us, just some splash damage. I wasn't amused at the time because it really upset my Girlfriend at the time. But now I look back on it and laugh, another teenage experience.

 

afterwards going shopping with semen on my face embarrasing.

 

Let's see... first of all I have NO sense of smell... result of an accident as a kid. I was 16 fucking my girlfriend after drinking. We finished and I went into the bathroom to clean up and I looked like a damned vampire. She was on her period she thought I knew so when I was licking her pussy I got covered from face to chest in blood. I still think its funny

 

I was rather vocal when I climaxed with my wife on our bed. Our cat jumped up on the bed and came over to me with a concerned look on her face. When my wife and I started laughing, the cat appeared to get embarassed. We still laugh about that.

 

Okay, you mean to tell me that this thread was started over a year ago and hardly anybody has a story to tell??? C’mon, there has got to be a lot more stories than are posted. This sounds like it could be a fun thread. I’ll add one.


First, I have to set the stage for you:

I had met a girl and we had spent some time together, but not actually dated. I was either 17 or 18, at the time, and she was approximately the same age. One night, that I had driven her home, she invited me into her apartment where she lived with her mother. She ended up inviting me to spend the night and sleep in her bed. Until this point, we had not done anything sexual and this night was not going to be any different.


With that said, fast-forward to the next morning after we wake up:

We start hugging and kissing and she decides to give me a blow job. I’m thinking that this may not be the million dollar pay-out, but I still just hit the jackpot!!! She starts doing her thing and I’m enjoying every minute of it. After a while, I start getting those feelings. Well, being the gentleman that I was raised to be and wanting to warn her, I informed her of the impending event about to take place. SUDDENLY, SHE JUMPS UP AND OFF THE BED AND LITERALLY RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM!!!

I am stunned. One moment, I’m on the verge of my orgasm and the next moment it is as if somebody just yelled “FIRE!!!”. At this point, I’m laying there freaking-out and wondering WTF is going on? What is happening? Where the hell is she going? What is she doing? Did I do something wrong? Is she going to get/tell her mom? I don’t have any clue as to why this just happened. Then all my questions are answered and everything becomes clear.


To find out what/why, scroll down..

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After running out of the room like a bomb was about to explode, she calmly comes walking back in with a tissue in her hand, stands next to the bed with an inquisitive look on her face and asked me.. are you ready for this????

“Where did it go?”

She went running out of the room to get a tissue to clean up “my mess” that I never made, because she went running out of the damn room!

Like they say, the good guys always "finish" last. If they even get to finish! :excited:

 

umm id have to say fucking this girl i had just met in the back of my car, i was near this guys house so he comes over knocks on the window and asks if i was the little cunt that had been leaving his condoms everywhere ! I said nope it wasnt me, took off and threw the used condom out the window haha

 

I was fucking my ex-gf when her dog cam in and licked my ass cheek...the bitch saw him come in, but didn't tell me...

 

I was 17 and I was at my boyfriend at the times house and we were in his room messing around and I started giving him head well no one was home at the time well he would warn me before he cam so I could prepare myself for it well not even 2 seconds after he said im going to cum his mom walked in the room and he tried to stop himself and it was to late and he shot cum on my face with his mom standing there watching. It wasn't funny then but now it is hilarious.

 

I was with a girlfriend of mine when i was 19. We were going at it in the living room on the sofa. She was curious on how my cum tasted like. So we kept going at it until I was about to cum. And I tell her and get to her face and I'm aiming at her mouth and told her not to move. She moved and my cum went straight to her eye at full force. She said "are you gonna blind me?" and we started laughting like crazy. But afterwards I felt a bit bad because here eye was all red.

 

My dog jumped on my bed and landed on top of my boyfriend (he was on top at this point) then my boyfriend arched up and my dog fell off the bed.