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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. Dpm

    Dpm Malaka

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    50 MIstakes WOMEN make when having sex with a MAN!

    First 10... as taken from :https://tweekerchick.blogspot.com/2006/11/so.html

     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    :eek: DPM!! Ewe do surprise me!! :eek::satisfied:
     
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  3. Dpm

    Dpm Malaka

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    T'wasn't me that said these things...am just quote'n em...lol

    HIYA SMCAAPHD ! :satisfied:


    (actually tryin to stir things...hehe:mrgreen:)
     
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  4. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I was surprised because you're 'short' by 40 things :kiss:
     
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  5. mikelr

    mikelr Porn Star

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    Lets here the other 40
     
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  6. heffer

    heffer Sex Machine

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    i just clicked the link.
     
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  7. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    i don't like to cuddle after sex! or while sleeping. i like to sleep alone, or else i don't really sleep. have sex, then get out. :p
     
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  8. mikelr

    mikelr Porn Star

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    That was funny
     
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  9. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    can i get an amen?
     
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  10. OregonChic

    OregonChic Sex Machine

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    I'll amen that. I don't need your body heat to sleep unless we're camping!!
     
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  11. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    yeah...like wtf right?

    i just made you cum so hard you forgot where you were for a while. now i have to rock you to sleep? who the fuck am i?....some kinda caring person?

    you lucky you're still in my house nah mean? :excited:

    btw, grey goose vodka? awesome?
     
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  12. OregonChic

    OregonChic Sex Machine

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    For the love of everything twisted and sadistic.. SHARE!!!
     
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  13. RedRain4

    RedRain4 I Invented Sex

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    There were some really funny and tru statements in that post....Good Job!!!

    And Incubus get as many shot glasses u got and pass tha bottle around...No hoggin the good shit...
     
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  14. x0Bella0x

    x0Bella0x Nerds can be hot too

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    Amen!!
     
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  15. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    wow, i totally hogged all the good stuff last night :(

    [​IMG]

    :twisted:
     
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  16. safetyman

    safetyman Porn Surfer

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    Amen!!
     
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  17. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    11. Recoiling when cummed on. stop that. oh so I can cum inside of you but not on you?

    12. Being jealous of porn. listen ladies. you can't compete with a whore packing tits the size of the good year blimp being ganged banged by 12 guys while hog tied to the ceiling of an abandoned warehouse.....if you can, hats off to you.....i'll call my 11 other buddies.
     
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  18. Terragon

    Terragon Sex Machine

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    The ones that made me chuckle.

    5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn’t unreasonable, but when it’s time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice.

    -I wouldn't mind doing this, but eventually, my arms fall asleep. The whole circulation thing is more important to me. :)

    7. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it.

    -Yeah. Sex is a two way street.

    10. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing.
    - Claw your nails into my freaking back, whisper dirty things to me, SOMETHING. Make me feel it. This is related to number seven.
     
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  19. Bishop

    Bishop Porn Star

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    Ugh.. body heat..
     
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