behind a Rita's, well actually behind but right onto the Rita's because me and my friend were wanting some water ice and they changed their hours and were closed

When I was younger, I used to piss on the wall for the clubhouse of a little league/football/whatever park

I have a couple of others but I figure that's enough information about where I've relieved myself other than the toilet or urinal

 

Hmm wonder what ever happened to those pictures?

 

Lol, I deleted them off his camera after pushing him into a river

 

One time, in loads and loads of traffic, into a towel while my friend was behind the wheel. That was no fun.

I've peed in some horrible bathrooms in Europe ... the kind that are nothing but a hole in the floor behind a closed door.

 

one time when I was about 18 I was at an outside party in a field and unknowingly peed on an electric fence!YEOOWW!!!!

 

...behind a closed door.......LUXURY!

 

When I were a lad the bogs in france didn't even have a hole. You had to stand there in you bare feet pissing on the floor then wipe it up with used toilet paper and wring it out in the sink.

But we was blessed....

 

...TOILET PAPER......you nancy!!.......we used to have to lick the floor clean then wash our mouths out with 'us own piss!!

 

Oh no...not this again

 

Lick the floor clean. You lucky bastard, ower mam 'ad cut out our tongues and fried them up for ower grandads tea. I'd have give me left bolock to be able to lick the floor clean.

 

.....joost cut out the tongues......my ma only left me the tongue.....she cooked and fed the rest of me to me sister who was one o' them nervous anoraks,......she got eight good meals outa me and threw the whole lot up.!

Me ma only kept the tongue for lickin' stamps 'cause she was allergic to glue, but she did know 'ow to spell BOLLOCKS!

 

Aye lad, and if you tell that to the kids today, they wouldn’t believe you!
Lucky bastards, don’t know their born.

 

..aye lad.....that they wouldn't!


...what are we still doing up at 4:20am.....you must be as mad as me......

 

I've peed in the gym of my old high school and off the balcony of a church.

 

Down my leg.
But I knew a roughneck one time that was taking a piss test and since he was positive he was going to flunk it and get run off anyway, just as he started to piss he asked the piss tester how long he'd been doing his job.
The piss tester, who was busy watching him piss in a cup said "About a year and a half."
"Oh yeah, well in that amount of time has anyone ever done this to you" the roughneck asked as he turned and pissed down the piss tester's legs.

 

where the hell did you go in france we not that back ward ? my werdeist place was a cemetary and my most naughty was watching my ex wife peeing in the snow in our back garden

 

Off a church balcony, now thats a pretty good one! Lol

 

Roadside Pee

My first old lady could not pee beside the road at night because she was afraid she would be bitten on the ass or pussy by a snake. She would hold it for 100 miles if need be. Damn what will powere that must have been.

 

Next to a cop car with the cop standing in front of me.
He had pulled us over and I had to pee and asked if he'd please hurry because I had to go to the bathroom really bad. He wasn't fast enough! Hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

He didn't cite me for indecent exposure either. In fact, he didn't say a word about it.