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  1. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
    And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
    The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
    She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone


    George Thorogood.
     
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  2. ElCasanova

    ElCasanova Porn Star

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    I have two songs, one is in Spanish, and I will make the translation for y'all who do not speak Spanish. And the second one, I just like the lines because it stuck to me when at a club. So here is the first song:

    Oye esta cancion que lleva
    Alma, corazon, y vida
    Esas tres cositas nada mas te doy
    Porque no tengo fortuna
    Esas tres cosas te ofrezco
    Alma, corazon, y vida y nada mas
    Alma para conquistarte
    Corazon para quererte
    Y vida para vivirla junto a ti

    Translation:

    Listen to this song that carries
    Soul, heart, and life
    Those three thing nothing else I will give you
    Because I have no fortune
    Those three things I offer you
    Soul, heart, and life and nothing else
    Soul to conquer you
    Heart to care for you
    And life to live it besides you


    That is a Spanish song by Los Morrochucos entitled "Alma, Corazon, y Vida". And the second song is much more popular, you cannot go to a club or turn a radio station on without hearing it. Now here is the dirty version, but prefer the clean version.

    Here's the situation
    Been to every nation
    Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do
    You know my motivation
    Given my reputation
    Please excuse I don't mean to be rude

    But tonight I'm fucking you
    Oh you know
    That tonight I'm fucking you
    Oh you know
    That tonight I'm fucking you

    That of course is "Tonight" by Enrique Iglesias. But in the clean version the word fucking is replaced with loving. I prefer it when it says "that tonight I'm loving you".
     
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  3. tim929

    tim929 Porn Star

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    "Its not the kill, its the thrill of the chase."
     
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  4. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    Well, I'm glad this fellow isn't around anymore... I'd hate to be the one to tell him that his favorite line isn't what he thought it was...

    That edgy, dull knife cut a valley in his soul.
     
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  5. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    You try telling him that with his head cracked open as he lies in a coma in intensive care!

    My fav line is

    Sheeeeee worrrrrrrrrrre an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

    I think that sums up the way most of us feel on these cold winter mornings unless you are in the southern hemisphere in which case I think that sums up how we all feel on these tranquil warm summer days. :)
     
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  6. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    Yes sir, I give to the needy and not the greedy.
    Mmhmm, that's right...

    From "My Lovin" by En Vogue
     
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  7. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed
    Stay, lady, stay, stay while the night is still ahead
    I long to see you in the morning light
    I long to reach for you in the night
    Stay, lady, stay, stay while the night is still ahead

    Dylan-Lay Lady Lay.
     
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  8. weaponsex

    weaponsex Sex Lover

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    Tiger Army - Where the Moss Slowly Grows

    There are so many things I wish I could've said
    It might not have changed your mind but sometimes we just need hope alleged
    Above the mountain shadow, the sunset dimly glows
    The oaks will look down on our heads forever and our dreams will be no more
    We should not ever let them go!
     
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  9. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    I love many kinds of music and never know what to say when someone asks my favorite song or artist- it always changes!

    There are so many beautiful, meaningful, and poetic song lyrics, but I realized that this line from one corny old song NEVER fails to make me smile. We’ve even stopped in the middle of a supermarket aisle to dance to it. :)



    When … the…


    ♪ MOON hits your EYE like a BIG pizza PIE, that’ssssssssss…. ♪


    AMORE!



    (… note to self… watch “Moonstruck” AGAIN!)
     
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  10. ThisFNG

    ThisFNG Porn Star

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    "I will wait for you like a stone" Audioslave
     
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  11. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    What's the matter with your life?
    Why you gotta mess with mine?
    Don't keep sweatin' what I do
    Cause I'm gonna be just fine - check it out

    Now who do you think you are
    Puttin' your cheap two cents in?
    Don't you got nothin' to do
    Than worry 'bout my friends? Check it...

    From "None Of Your Business" by Salt 'N' Pepa
     
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  12. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People
    It's all relative to the size of your steeple
    You can't see the forest for the trees
    You can't smell your own shit on your knees
    -Marilyn Manson


    I study Nuclear science
    I love my classes
    I gotta crazy teacher who wears dark glasses
    Things are going great
    And their only getting better
    I'm doing all right,getting good grades
    the Futures so bright
    I gotta wear shades
    -Timbuk 3
     
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  13. Krieg

    Krieg Unholy

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    The Dogs of War are men of hate
    With no cause we don't discriminate

    Discovery is to be disowned
    Our Currency is flesh and bone

    Hell opened and put on sale
    gather around and haggle

    For hard cash we will lie and deceive
    Even our Masters don't know the webs we weave
    -Pink Floyd
     
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  14. weaponsex

    weaponsex Sex Lover

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    I guess we're all in trouble, huh?
    Black clouds are upon us
    And it's doomsday on the other side of town
    That boy survived a severed head
    When most would just give up for dead
    So I said: "Albee don't get so upset."
    We all get scared of sticking out our necks
    It's expected
    So panic

    Phantom Planet - Do The Panic
     
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  15. MrVos

    MrVos Porn Surfer

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    Stranglers - Nublies

    I kiss your zones erogenous
    There's plenty to explore
    I've got to lick your little puss
    And nail it to the floor

    Bring on the nubiles
    Bring on the nubiles
    I go crazy for you
    Crazy for you
    Crazy for you
    Crazy for you

    Lemme lemme fuck ya fuck ya
    Lemme lemme fuck ya fuck ya
    Lemme lemme lick your lucky smiles
     
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  16. nerevar

    nerevar Porn Surfer

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    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
    -marilyn manson-
     
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  17. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    I can make anybody pretty
    I can make you believe any lie
    I can make you pick a fight
    with somebody twice your size. . .

    And since the day I left Milwaukee
    Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
    Been makin the bars lots of big money
    and helpin white people dance
    I got you in trouble in high school
    and college now that was a ball
    you had some of the best times
    you'll never remember with me
    Alcohol, Alcohol

    From "Alcohol" by Brad Paisley
     
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  18. christina2706

    christina2706 Dark Haired Beauty

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    I like it already. :p
     
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  19. King of Erotica

    King of Erotica Sex Lover Suspended!

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    "Two lovers missing the tranquility of solitude"

    From 'That's Entertainment' by the Jam, written by Paul Weller
     
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  20. starfury69

    starfury69 Sex Machine

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    "Hike up your skirt and show your world to me" Dave Matthews.
     
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