literally inside my pants.

i was wearing very tight jeans because there's no clean jeans left in my closet and went out for a drive to the grocers. but it was so traffic and i had to sit waiting, jeans pressing to my crotch. and so, with the car vibrations while waiting for the traffic to move, i became horny and started pressing my legs together to further tighten the pressure of the jeans with the vibrations of the car until i emitted somewhat like a scream when the traffic moved. the car beside my lane mimed, asking if i was alright. maybe he thought i was faint or something, he just didn't know i just had the most unique orgasm i had in my life! :excited:

 

in the stairwell at work...

 

The weirdest place I had a wank was inside my ex wife!

 

Cool! I think I just found a new hobby!

 

I did it to the vibration of my dick on the tank of my vintage suzuki on my last motorcycle trip, but before that it was definitely in my friends mom's closet to a black and white copy of hand drawn tits in an ancient copy of "Our Bodies Our Selves" wayyy back when I was a little kid.

 

midnitoker i really like your song but what does it mean?

 

Back in schooling days, i masturbated in the toilet countless times.
As a teen i also often played with my pussy under my short night dress in the hall with my family watching tv. I would sit on the couch behind them.
Also did it in a public bus

 

Did it on a beach while catching some sun naked... There were nobody miles away... I felt like Robinson Crusoe :excited:

 

Have got to say, its a lot easier for a girl to have some sneaky fun than a lad!

For me it would be random public toilets and stuff, no where actually visually public though.

 

Right now reading this........LOL

But the wierdest of most risky for me was at my (now ex) girlfriend's house watching a movie with her family......she dared me so as I tugged (cautiousously) she massaged my balls (under a blanket). Just before I was about to cum she annouced she was going to lie down cause she was sleepy and with that she turned her back to the room facing me and whispered for me to cum into her mouth because she wanted to taste it bad!! Probably one of my fondest memories!!

p.s. - I fucking neared died when not too long after that she kissed her dad goodnight....ON THE LIPS!!! Fucking pricless!!

 

Probably a dozer, while push-loading a scraper. For those of you who dont know, thats me driving a dozer while pushing a scaper from behind with my blade while it picks up dirt. I told my buddy about it (he was driving the scraper) he says "so every time I looked out my back window at my bowl you were sitting there crackin one off?" I says "yup!" .

A vibe roller is a good place too. Driving it down the road, compacting with the vibration on. it goes slow as fuck so its boring as hell and you have all the time in the world to jerk it while just going back and forth.

 

A underpass at night

A bridge, park and walking down the street at night I was very drunk all of those times

 

I'm telling you, it's a blast. I've masturbated in MANY different cities in like 10 states. It's awesome.

 

in the grocery store parking lot in the afternoon, waiting for my mom to come out. 0

 

Mine has to be on the Severn Bridge between England and Wales, good times!

 

subway in the middle of the night...only a few people in the car.

 

in class got caught by a girl that just moved there. Good thing cause a week later we where fuck buddies

 

Pun intended?

 

When i used to get off the bus from school I would go into the woods and jack off with a stick up my ass...not such a weird place but was alot of fun

 

Hmm
Personally for me it's on a plane toilet.

But a guy I knew at high school was once called to the dean's office, and had to wait like 30 minutes for the dean, so what did he do to fill the time??