how about impaling you while your still alive and i mean the real thing through the ass hole all the way up out of the mouth and then just wait for you to die

 

With my shotgun.

 

by pouring cement into the barrel of the shotgun so it explodes in their face

 

Turn off his tunes

 

Release the hounds.

 

poison dart

 

Maybe multi orgams untill she passes out... ooooops went to far.

 

I'll drop a piano on your head

 

Pianos are too heavy. Harmonica down the throat.

 

I'll send a terminator back in time to kill your mother before you were born

 

dynamite down the jocks

 

don't know him so i would stake him down cover his body with honey then bird seed and allow a pack of emus loose then a bunch of fire ants

 

I would tell a grizzly bear that you watched his mother shit in the woods, and give him directions to your house.

 

Tinkle her bells

 

Flash my sparkly baubles at him, blinding him temporarily until the grizzly gets back from his last death dealing mission. Good grizzly.

 

spank her till she couldn't stand it

 

Get spanked till you are too exhausted to fight off the grizzly bear waiting patiently in the closet. He has a hat that says 'Kill Frenzy'.

 

let your bells scare the bear off then ring your bell

 

Post you an invite to an orgy. When you arrive though it's full of Grizzly bears and is actually an Orgy of Death... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...

Someone really is going to kill me if I don't shut up about grizzly bears.

 

I guess I'd just jump between Katie and the "grizzlies" and die for her.. I'd hate to see her hurt.... Hmmmm, Maybe I will just win this fight so the poster below can kill me LOL