Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives,
socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its
course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to
irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come
to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, Katie Couric and Rosie 20O'Donnell...

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Al askan hockey moms and rednecks. We'll
keep the Bibles and give you CBS, NBC, CNBC and Hollywood .

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no
longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks American made cars and oversized luxury
cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is not a right.. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem and "In God We Trust" where it belongs. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "KumBa Ya" or "We Are the World".

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give 'trickle up poverty'
your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly
parting, I'll bet you ANWAR which 'one' of us will need whose help in 15 years (or
less).

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P..S. Al so, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.

 

I liked it! I'd take a divorce for sure from most of America

 

Sign the papers darlin and you are freeeeeeeeeee!

 

Looks like the south SHALL rise again!!

 

Drop to your knees, something is rising south of my beltline.

 

*hangs a big flag off your flagpole*

 

huh

 

Dear Right wing hater!

Maybe we, the true Americans who aren't haters like you, can spare Alcatraz Island for you motherfucking, cocksucking haters. If not, maybe there is somewhere in the Islamic world for you. I know you hate Muslims, along with everybody else, but you share the sirit of Jihad as well as hatred of everyone who disagrees with you, so maybe you can reach an agreement with them.

 

Fuck yeah, chain emails.

*sigh*

 

Who gets the kids?

 

L4AW1,

You take party affiliation too seriously...

In 2004, I was a right wing Republican
In 2008, I was a left wing Democrat.

I may have to vote as a republican in the next primary election just so I can have a say as to who will be Obama's opponent.

 

:excited::excited:

 

+1 great post Lookn4awillin1!......:excited:

 

+1 for believing either side isn't corrupt as shit.

 

red text on a blue back ground ???

did not bother to read it

 

No Whitey, you and a few others responding need to read the post again. I didn't write it, I received an e-mail that I thought reflected the rhetoric between party lines and thought I'd post it. I don't prescribe to the RNC, they being the extreme right. Nor do I the DNC, they being the liberal extreme. I am moderate, conservative on certain issues and liberal on others. I will say primary elections suck as they do not reflect who the majority want. If not willing to suck your party's ass and appear extreme right or left you won't get the Republican nomination or the Democrat nomination. The fact that you or any other Dem would vote in a Rep primary shows YOU take party lines too seriously. Instead of worrying about who Nobama will run against you should wonder if he warrants a second term.

 

I apologize for that, I never post red text for that reason, don't know what I did to fuck it up.

 

I say that quite often at work lol

"don't know what I did to fuck it up"

 

Yeah, but aint it funny how there is always someone around to tell you how you did. Fuckin bosses! lol

 

worse than that i am the boss can only bitch about customers and how they love to tell you you fucked up