WORST THING HAPPEN IN SEX

OMG have to be the time I got a { Charlie Horse } So bad it made me stop fucking and yell God damn !! Rolloing around bed ..

 

That reminds me, I got a jaw cramp while kissing a girls neck, turns out she loved being bitten! Not the worst but the best That's is when I found out how enjoyable biting can be.

 

we both fell off the bed once. Other than that not a lot.

 

I was fucking this girl half missionary half...something else, partially sideways (cant really describe it) toward the top corner of my bed. She had her hands on the walls to hold herself in place so when I went from going fast to going slow and just thrusting really hard I figured she'd be able to take it. well instead the sheets gave way and she slid right off the side into the marrow space between my wall and matress. Couldnt help but laugh at her wedged between my mattress and wall for a moment, then I pulled her back up on top of me.

 

the rohypnol wore off and she stabbed me.




jk


having sex with this girl at her place in her bath room she was hanging onto the sink, which eventually came loose and landed on my foot, at the same time flooded her bathroom.

i didnt call her back out of embaressment

 

read the only true story i've ever posted...and i pray every day that the same thing never happens to another woman like it did to me...though i know there are most likely other women who go through something similar regularly

 

Waking up.

 

she snored lol

 

I once convinced a girlfriend to try anal, and after all the foreplay and lube I finally entered her. then after a few minutes she told me she was going to cum and for me to pull out. SHE SHITTED ALL OVER THE BED AND ME. YUK.

 

That's a hazard that eventually happens if the female doesn't void herself first. Also some women have that defecating reaction whenever they have something penetrate them anally.

This has happened to me with my sancha (Mexican slang for mistress)....she got all embarrassed but I told her not to worry. We can laugh about it now...

 

I wouldn't say it was the worst thing, but once while I was eating the wife out and as she began to cum quite intensely, she farted quite hard. Not what I wanted to smell at that moment but actually turned me on, surprisingly.

 

lmfao, hope that never happens to me

 

Now this is a damn good topic, I can tell an amazing story...


One time my lady and I were at a friends, and we were all trippin on acid. My buddy and his girl went to their room, and me and my girl were in the living room. We were all 17 at the time, so we were at my friends parents. We started experimenting and having sex, and taking breaks to experiment because were trippin. We threw all the pillows off the couch, were running around making messes and having good fun. All of a sudden people walk through the door, I thought I was imagining it, so I started laughing. I am naked and laughing my girl starts crying, I still did not think it was real so I started yelling "DO YOU SEE THAT?" My friends girlfriend's father was in complete shock, cursing all crazy, I mean this guy went nuts. I had no idea what was happening and was still laughing, then when my friends came out they said we had to leave, I was like "where the fuck are we going I cant drive" still naked. I had the hardest time getting my clothes back on...oh man I will never forget that day.

 

My GF told all our class and it seems the rest of my school at that time that i was into piss-play, Anal-play (on me and on her), and freaky porn...

And from her imagination she added Hardcore Bondage, Cutting, piercing and insertions to the list.

Great if someone of the neighboor class whispers "there comes the piss-boy" while you walk by.

 

Had bad food poisoning but didn't realise. Then, as partner was inside me, had a sudden, ahem, "gurgling"...not pretty. Or fragrant.

 

Not me but a good friend of mine who has bad luck with sex:

At a party and drunk he was getting hot and heavy with a girl but no condom. In his drunken state he grabbed some press and seal and wrapped it up. It worked until he was done and tried to take it off... lets just say he never did that again and always carries a rubber

Another time with an old gf he was doing doggie when he is close he pulls out to come on her face. He accidentally gets it in her eye. She puts her hand over her eye and tries to rush to the bathroom and hits her knee on the table. Yup he accidentally gave her an angry pirate.

 

Mine would have to be messing up a great night and a great effort by the gf. A couple years back the gf and I were at a hotel. She came out of the bathroom in a sexy as hell bustier with and crotchless panties. When we started fucking and tried a new position. As soon as we switched I came. Yup I came in about two minutes. Worst sex ever. We laughed about it but it messed up what would have been an amazing night

 

This one didn't actually happen to me but there is no way I could top this story anyway. Was at my GF's house and answered her phone. Her cousin was calling. Cousin was crying on the other end and asking to talk to my GF. I was curious what the problem was so I eaves dropped from the bedroom phone.

This is probably a good time to describe the cousin for those with a visual imagination. 5'1" and probably about 340lbs. In other words, she's almost as round as she is tall.

Anyway, the phone call went ike this:

The cousin was crying and sounded amazingly similer to Lucy Arnez (I love Lucy show) "We were in the back of his new Honda (sniff, sniff) and we were having anal sex (sniff, sniff, waaaahhh) but I had diahrrhea and I shit all over him. (crying some more) And he threw me out of the caaaaarrrrr. (waaaaaahhhh!!!!!) And he left me in the parking lot. (Waaahhhhhhh)"

I kinda felt bad for the girl but at the same time her crying like Lucille Ball made it really hard not to laugh.

 

my 1st older woman. she was feeling my dick though my jeans. i shot quite a load in my pants.

its nearlly happened few times since