Ordered a pair Xray specs from the back pages of the people magazine.
( you know the ones that let you see womens underwear)
See...I told you they work

oh yeh and at the time I bought those sea monkeys too.

 

pissed in a girls ass as she asked me to

 

Hey anyone wanna buy some used Xray specs?

 

had sex with a random girl while @ a red roof inn party with people I didnt know passed out around us.

I also farted on a girl while she gave me a bj.

 

I imagine if i told someone everything i have ever done that could be called sexual in nature i can only imagine shock. I challenge myself sexually, if i see something new online i try it as soon as i can, so after years of living by that sort of twisted credo there is a lot i have done but so much more yet to do. But as far as a sense of accomplishment goes it would have to be the night i got my dick in my mouth. It takes so much flexibility... i know i cant do it anymore nor do i want to.

 

Posted pics on here...I used to be able to give myself a bj and swallowed it too. I'm not too adventurous

 

I jizzed on my girlfriends icecream cone(per her request) and procceded to share it with here infront of friends at my ex's birthday party. Later that evening i revealed this to my ex (infront of my current girlfriend) and was rewarded for being so obedient buy a blow from them both, after which I was promptly surprise-snowballed by my ex.

 

that is soo sexy!!!! being snowballed is one of my biggest fantasies

 

i got really high and really drunk and shoved a carrot up my sisters ass while she was sleeping.... and the reason i find it perverted is do to the fact im not into incest

 

Perverted

I feel being part of an incest family while having sex with my hubby. I fantasize him to be my brother or dad when he is deep inside me. He too calls me as sister when cuming inside my heaven.

 

Facialed a girl then photographed her so she could post the photo and blog about the experience before cleaning her face.

 

Intentionally had sex to procreate ..........it's only perverted if you have seen a baby an actual birth. I love caesareans .

 

i'm looking for something to do, i'm feeling adventurous. any ideas?

 

Don't know if it's the most perverted act,
but one that comes to mind many yrs ago.

While dating a girl at work, well during work hrs
as she got me all hot & bothered
I went to the men's room to jerkoff
after I came out I purposely left a little cum on my fingers
so as i passed her desk and said hello
i wiped a little bit of my warm cum on her hand
she knew what it was
and gave me a sexy smile back
it was our secret in the office.

 

pervertedness............

Best one I can think of is fucking My ministers daughter .............

 

Deliberatetly held back having sex when some asked.

 

my brother wanted to know what my neighborand i were doing so i told him to be hidden in my bedroom and let him watch me and my neighbor suck eachothers cock and let him fuck me in the ass. this led to other things with my brother.

 

Hmm... Well when I was in a BDSM relationship, I had my partner go to work without her panties, but I didn't feel good about it... Never had her do it again

 

Dutch oven.....