You poor woman!

*Random Tips for the other guys out there because my friends and the other ones I've known have failed in hysterically funny ways*

- Chances are your beard, stache, or goatee does not feel nice brushed up against the sensitive goods.-

- Also stubble is akin to sand paper-
keep in mind how your rubbing up against her in comparison to your own grain, she might not feel it at first but you can rub her skin raw by the end.

- Just depends on your hair type, so just shave.-

- let her know you like the way she looks down there and that she drives you crazy-
(lots of girls you would not expect have a low self image when it comes to their "stuff"). Have some other words than "beautiful, hot, and delicious" in your arsenal, turns out the thesaurus is a perfect sexual wingman.

- Tease and devour! play it by ear, literally! -
Don't trust what you read on the internet to work with your lady. each girl has different things she likes and may even have some "no" areas completely opposed to the last woman you met.

- Put some feeling into it! Multi-task! don't just go prone and lap-
(unless she wants that). You have two good hands and the rest of your body.

Girls it sometimes seems have about 1000 sensitive areas around their bodies you can tease while doing your thing. like kissing their Inner thighs, drawing on the small of her back, gripping her cheeks, grazing up her sides and around her breasts and nipples.

You've got everything from barley touching her, to groping, to becoming the man with the vibrating finger, then you have licking, kissing, niping, sucking, biting, grazing with lips or teeth. Combine that with every spot she knows she's sensitive at, as well as trying to subtly find ones she doesn't know about, and you will have your work cut out for you!

- Silence is weird, and kinda awkward. -
She wants to know whats going on in your head. Make some sexy man sounds. Grrrr! Mmmmm! yeah! Show her you like it!

(Gah they always want to know what were thinking, and don't believe us when we say "your hot")

- Watch your god damn nails if your fingering!-
you should trim them in such a way that they don't have corners at the sides, and have a soft edge.

-Be careful not to scratch her inside-
She most likely will not feel it at first. And if you cut her once she might shy away from letting you do that to her again, or you could scare her off fingering completely and thats just tragic for her.

-Be careful! Rubbing, biting, anythinging enough to the point she goes raw will end the fun for the night-
(possibly the next few days while she recovers, or forever if she didn't like it). If you know she likes it rough or without lube try to use it as the big finisher and don't drag it out too long.

once in a while keeping on going and leaving the both of you raw but satisfied is good. But if the aftermath is always that she cant walk straight without the friction burn on her clit hurting, she's going to stop asking for it.

*edit* Just fixing some wording

 

Start off slow and just use the tip of your tongue to explore. Then run it from the very bottom to the top in long slow strokes, poke your tongue out but let it go soft as you slide upwards, let it slide into the pussy occasionally to spice things up a little. Rub your tongue against the top of her slit and gently cause friction against her clit, don't get too rough till later, make her wait it out.

Don't rub your stubble against it cause it causes some minor pain, along with sucking directly on her clit. If she likes pain then ease into it, going at her hard would be like her using teeth on your penis instead of grazing it.

When she's moaning and begging for more or trying to thrust at your face lay your arms over her lower stomach to pin her lightly to the bed. It makes her feel that you are in control and she has to wait till you're ready.

Keeping one arm still over her lower stomach, put one hand underneath your chin and slowly slide a finger tip into her while you continue to devour her. Don't stick it all the way in, just to the first knuckle and cause a small amount of friction. Slide that same finger down and gently play with her anus, without inserting it, rub around the small hole and the slide a second finger into her pussy.

Keep going slowly but steady until she starts begging for more, then you can start being more rough and direct with her clit and slowly stroke a finger in and out of her pussy. Don't give up and remove your mouth, if anything remove your hand. She will explode after a while and then you get to replace your mouth with your dick.

 

what are you doing later?
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Great advice people