What are some trends in porn that you hate?

 

Personally, I'm kind of put off by what I would term "cookie-cutter" porn sequences. I'm referring to the tendency of porn producers to churn out hundreds of video clips, all of which involve basically the same sequence of events, but with different personnel. Often they even use the same set. It's as if, once they settled on a formula they considered successful, they couldn't think of anything else to do.

Sometimes it's one guy having the same thing done to him by 50 or so different girls.

 

Is it OK if it is one girl plus 50 guys.

Thinskin

 

The stupid faces that men pull, and the noises they make, when having an orgasm....At the end of the day an orgasm is just that; an orgasm, just because it was not accompanied by a rendition of Handels "Messiah" or "Star Spangled Banner" does not mean that it was not strong, powerful or enjoyable...............

 

That's okay with me, at least once, but what if you used the same 50 guys and brought in a series of girls for them to....well, whatever you're having them do...then it gets a bit tedious.

 

As far as I can see it is the same 50 guys who have been doing porn for the last 10 years. What you are really saying is the porn industry needs to employ more production designers, costume designers and writers. Jobs I am sure could be filled from this very forum.

For Kimi's sake let's keep tedium out of porn.

Thinskin

 

Telling porkies about how much anal is in a film, 5 scenes, 2 with anal does not make an 'ANAL EXTRAVAGANZA' in any way.
Other than that, fake tits on fake blonds with skinny arses and bad skin, come on.
Matters not how much you dress a turd, it'll still be a turd.
But neither of the above are new problems so i should be used to it by now, obviously i'm not :excited:

 

I find most of it boring these days, but something that drives me crazy; when the sound is added later and it is out of sequence with the action. The girl is screaming, "oh yes, oh yes!" And her face has just been stuffed.
Also, when they are doing a still shoot during the filming! The girls are constantly looking off in the direction of the camera for a still photo op.

Also, while I'm at it, the stupid movies about picking up some unknowing girl(s) on the street and then they just happen to fuck six guys when they are riding in the van.

I have to watch 70's porn if I really want to enjoy it. I just wish someone could go in and eidt out those huge hairy bushes.

 

I agree with the cookie cutter aspect. It all ends up pretty much the same with just different bodies. They quit using the hokey porn music but the fake sounds drive me nuts. I often mute the sound.

 

well i don't know if these are trends or not (plus, i don't really watch alot of porn) but i hate when girls look into the camera. i hate ridiculous-looking high-heeled shoes or leather stuff. i hate when the people are making all kinds of noise (mostly when girls are doing that annoying high-pitched girly moan or pick a phrase and set it on repeat like "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit" over and over and over). and in most of the porn i've seen the women just kinda get "done" and aren't really involved at all. like they have no voice or authority or will, and the guy just kinda knows what to do next. it's so boring.
sometimes i feel like my calling in life may actually be to direct porn. not seriously...but i do wish there was some decent porn out there. and i have a bad feeling that the people who would be best for this ideal, wouldn't do porn in a million years. i'll live though.

 

Gaping. I can't watch most anal scenes now because they think they have to get a close-up shot of her lower intestines. There is just nothing sexy about that.

-S-

 

I agree, gaping is not attractive, after all its a shit chute at the end of the day

also get fed up of all the moaning the women make, I've never fucked a woman who moans like she's being filled by a pineapple with every thrust!

 

You've obviously never fucked a Korean girl.

-S-

 

I don't need the interviews where the douchebag cameraman teases and hits on the chick while she just sits there looking like an idiot (which she probably is). And in general, porn where the camera is too "involved" is annoying as shit. Just shut the fuck up and do your job!

I hate the stripper/hooker get-ups. Naked chicks are fine. You don't need a costume. It does nothing for me.

Not to sound gay, but seeing two people fuck is hot. I don't need a disembodied cock going into a shaved pussy or a bleached asshole. It's fine to show the guy some of the time. Seeing them go at it where it's not clearly obvious the director is just trying to show the woman get fucked in different positions gets mechanical and predictable.

Fingering is a massive waste of my time.

The big plastic "monster cocks" with the fake jizz that drench the chicks is funny in a ridiculous kind of way, but seriously people stop uploading that shit to these sites like it's good porn. Leave it on their website or on your hard drive. Nobody wants to see it.

Someone needs to teach about 90% of the girls in porn how to give a decent blowjob. There's too much use of the hands, too much fucking spit (which I'll get to in a second), and too much noise-making. A BJ is a BJ, but most of the blowjobs in porn look uncomfortable and amateurish. And while we're on the subject (of sorts)...

Someone needs to teach about 98% of the girls in porn how to give a decent rimjob. Not really my thing, but if you're going to toss a guy's salad, don't stick your tongue out like you're a four-year-old and just lick his taint and asshole up and down. That shit looks and is uncomfortable. It's gross, but you're being paid to do it, so do it well.

Quit spitting! A little spit during oral can be erotic, but hocking loogies in chick's assholes, having streamers of spit while giving a bad blowjob, the guy spitting on his dick (or in the chick's pussy) beforehand, it's too much and it grosses me out.

The back-of-the-balls doggystyle shot needs to go away. So does DP where the girl is sandwiched in between two guys, and especially when they go in one whole. Even if there is a chick involved, it's still pretty fucking gross.

Lastly (for now), the "piss masquerading as female ejaculate" needs to GO. It's obvious most of you are just pissing in dude's mouths and on cameras and on people's furniture. With one exception (and I'm not even sure if she's legit, or if she just does it better than most), Cytherea, the chicks in porn who "squirt on command" are faking it, and it's gross and unnecessary. You can tell most people in porn don't have good *real* sex, but in reality when a woman squirts, 1) she has to be very aroused (and most women aren't aroused by jack-rabbit sex with a total stranger, yes even porn stars), 2) it's not instantaneous like it is with guys (in porn they make it seem like women are just like, "oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah GAAAAAAAAAAH! *tsewwwww*), and 3) there isn't some huge stream of fluid. It's usually a bit of squirt, followed by even more convulsions. Neither of the women I've been with who squirted were instantly ready to go again right after squirting. You'd think there would be one guy who has seen and had real sex on the set of these "See Her Squirt" shoots who would raise his hand and say, "to guys who have had real sex, this is obviously piss."

 

The endless Blow Job get`s me reaching for the fast forward. Get to it already!
I want to see action!

 

1) Already mentioned-too much spit

2) Facials. I'm fine with shooting the jizz on her stomach, besides it looks more natural that way.

3) I'd like a rule-if two guys are doing one chick,then she needs to be DP'ed. If one chick is being done by two guys, and there's no DP, then her attention is divided and rarely does a chick handle that well.

4) I like flicks with a plot. She's 18, leaves her mom and moves with her stepdad (divorced from her mom). She does her former school crossing guard, her stepbrother, becomes a stripper and ends up doing a gangbang with four customers, one of whom is her stepdad.

 

Not enough extremely rough porn.

 

Check out Billy Glide!

 

When they shoot one scene for maybe 30 seconds and then they keep repeating that scene. It gets very tedious and boring.

 

Better keep working on that plot.

I agree with you, though, that there should be more attention to plot...but it can't be just an obvious setup. You know, mom sitting at home, daughter's boyfriend shows up, mom tells him her daughter isn't home, but she'll be happy to accommodate him, clothes fall off and yadda yadda, she fucks his brains out.