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5 things you'd never to do

5 things you'd love to do

5 things you've done

 

Never do...
1. Molest a child
2. Turn invisible
3. fly
4. smoke out of a bong and not get sick
5. Glue a cat to the highway

Love to do...
1. Skydive
2. Win a lot of freakin' money
3. start my own business...and have it successful
4. have a threesome with Belladonna and Sasha whats-her-face (not Grey, the new Russian girl)
5. Go whale watching with my guy

That I've done
1. Spun out on the highway at 75 miles per hour after hitting black ice and kept it on the road.
2.. Worked in the pits of a race track.
3. Dyed my hair blonde. (not good)
4. Fell in love
5. Got drunk tonight.

 

Never do...
1. Cook bacon in the nude
2. Ask for salt in Salt Lake City
3. Jump out of a window before checking what floor I'm on
4. Buy a one-way ticket to the moon
5. Interview Frank Zappa

Love to do...
1. Drive a Formula 1 car
2. Travel around the world on a motorcycle
3. Read the pope's mind
4. Walk on water
5. Interview Frank Zappa

That I've done
1. Kicked guitar player Bernie Tormé into the river Thames (Reading Rock 1981)
2. Peed against Iron Maiden's tourbus (stone cold drunk --with bass player John McCoy as brother in arms-- at Reading Rock 1982)
3. Drove through a concrete flower container at 100mph/160kmh with my Honda 750F1
4. On the ferry Ostend-Dover, helped a guy who was sea-sick to the side of the deck to let him puke. He lost both his glasses and false teeth to the North Sea in the process. Luckily, I was able to grab his toupet when it flew off...
5. When working at a Scorpions gig in Luxembourg-City, drove Rudolf Schenker to the nearest instrument shop for guitar snares (Blackout Tour 1982)

 

NEVER

1) Strike a woman
2) Lie to a loved one
3) Eat Lutefisk
4) Drink my weight
5) Smoke my weight (cigarettes or marijuana)

LOVE

1)Play guitar/sing for a sold out stadium or arena show
2) bungee jump or sky-dive
3) watch my child graduate and then grow into a fine person
4) Touch Eddie Van Halen somewhere appropriate
5) have a drink with George Carlin before he left us (RIP)

HAVE

1) Swam with sharks
2) Seen a president in person twice (Clinton as a Kid and then W. Bush)
3) Seen the Louvre, the Eiffel Tower and Muse e D'Orsay and most of Paris
4) Been on ESPN (Half-time show with a Marching Band)
5) been in love (probably for the last time)

 

Would Never Do:

1) Eat Poo
2) Commit Rape
3) Cheat on my Woman
4) Play a Bard
5) Commit Suicide

Would Love To Do:

1) Travel the World
2) Learn Another Language
3) Spend my Life With the Woman I Love
4) Write a Novel
5) Die Happy and Satisfied With My Life

Have Done:

1) Devoted My Life to Learning a Skill (in progress)
2) Fallen In Love
3) Had My Heart Broken
4) Got An Education
5) Experimented With Drugs

 

NEVER DO

WEAR A VELVET JACKET
USE DRUGS
BRING SHAME ON MY FAMILY
HURT A CHILD
WEAR A WIG


LOVE TO

MEET VALENTINO ROSSI
SEE THE TERRACOTTA ARMY IN CHINA
WATCH T.R.F.C WIN THE EUROPEAN CUP
SEE MY KIDS HAPPY AND SECURE IN THIER FUTURE LIFE
BE THE MAN I KNOW I CAN BE


I HAVE

HELD MY NEW BORN GRAND CHILDREN IN MY ARMS, AND CRIED
BEEN ALL OVER THIS COUNTRY
WALKED AWAY FROM A MASSIVE HIGHSIDE ON MY KAWASAKI
HAD SOME MIND BLOWING SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS
BEEN GENERALLY LUCKY IN LIFE

 

Would Never do;
- Eat insects.
- Steal from the poor.
- Lie to my lover (if I had one) even if I knew the truth would hurt them.
- Dye my hair blond.
- Become a fan of Twilight.

Would Love to do;
- Eat sour skittles.
- Give money to the poor. I will do this asap when I become rich.
- Have courage/ strength to say "I love you" to everyone I love + care.
- Create a law that enables me to attack violently to rude people.
- Create a law that enables me to attack violently to people with no etiquette.
- Step on the back of a Chiwawa.
- Step on the back of an obnoxious kid.
- Have a thick, hard cock fuck me in the ass.

Have Done;
- Steal money from friend (she was a bitch so she deserved it! )
- Cried myself to sleep.
- Laughed insensitively.
- Developed a crush towards a male staff in school + constantly having kinky fantasies about him smacking my ass saying how much of a bad girl I've been.

 

Never do...
1. Jump in a pit full of big hairy spiders
2. Work at a fast food restaurant (im a fully qualified restaurant supervisor)
3. Piss off a lion
4. Run in to the woods throwing my clothes everywhere with some mad serial killer on the loose, or slowly open a door (why does everyone do it (if you open the door fast it will hit them in the face!!!))
5. Run bollock naked across the pitch during the superbowl (when the Vikings eventually get in it again and I can afford to fly to America to see it)

Love to do...
1. Win £100 odd million in the Euromillions (and in if i get the UK raffle of the one million pound that would settle it)
2. Settle down with a family
3. Play a sold out gig with Alkaline Trio, The Misfits and Rise Against (how awesome would tht bill be)
4. Becouse a famous punk rock guitarist (and singer mabye (you can see one of my live shows if you want and see why its not likely to happen pm me if your interested its on youtube))
5. See the Northen Lights

That I've done
1. Drunkenly driven
2. Met Jerry Only from The Misfits (a ring i was wearing wnet on stage and after the show he came out and said we have a mans wedding ring... its not a wedding ring but he came over and shook my hand Dez then said if it wasn't for me you would be fucked!)
3. Cheated on a girl (yes I felt bad afterwards but then I done it 2 more times)
4. Kissed a guy
5. Played a live gig

 

Never do;
1. Cheat on a lover.
2. Drink so much I throw up.
3. Hurt children.
4. Take clothes off with a stranger.
5. Smoke.

Love to;
1. Ride an elephant.
2. Become a successful teacher.
3. Travel to China.
4. Look and feel how I wish to be.
5. Have a longer temper fuse.

Have done;
1. Walked with elephants.
2. Watched a lion kill (Real life not TV)
3. Got a BSc (Hons)
4. Designed and decorated a room.
5. Shook the hand of Michael Eavis (founder of Glastonbury Festival)

 

5 things I'd never to do

molest a child
cover up for a friend who cheats
forgive 2 people i wont name here
consider my self European
accept positive racism as good

5 things I'd love to do

have more sex:excited:
own a yacht
tour the world
own NUFC
learn to fly

5 things I've done

swam in the dead sea
avoided a Pedo when i was a small boy
cut my nose off too spite my face
tried to control my temper (some Times)
lost a lot of weight (41/2 stone)

 

5 things you'd never to do
1. fight -violence
2. cheat
3. go to bed angry
4. any kind of abuse
5. being racist

5 things you'd love to do
1. shopping
2. cook
3. Dance
4. Gardening
5. make love

5 things you've done
1. Cooked for a huge group of people
2. anything my boyfriend wants me to do
3. shopped till I dropped
4. aided an old woman across the street
5. cleaned the kitchen floor until I saw my reflection

 

5 things you'd never to do

1) Cheat on a loved one
2) Take "recreational drugs"
3) Surrender my values (manhood) in return for companionship
4) Willfully break the law
5) Return to the place I grew up

5 things you'd love to do

1) Write/produce/direct a movie
2) Get around to finishing and publishing my novel
3) Fly a World War 2 bomber
4) Put together a girl band so talented that Miley would be a memory
5) Every other weekend, see a major city in the US

5 things you've done

1) Volunteer Firefighter
2) Jumped out of perfectly good airplanes into live fire zones
3) Led men into battle
4) Dated a couple of porn stars
5) Driven some very fast cars