I always thought it would be fun to go speed-dating, and then when the first guy sits down across the table, lean forward, and say: "You want to fuck?"

And then laugh and say: "Just kidding!"

 

I don't think that would work out too well. Let's take you for example. You obviously are the type who likes to be a tease and would probably welcome the opportunity to take somebody's virginity, but can you honestly say you would welcome the opportunity if the dude was almost 40 and begging publicly? We're not talking a semi-young virgin; we're talking a 40 year old one, a middle aged man.

 

You're right...I'd probably harbor a suspicion that he had some kind of bad chronic fungal infection or something.

 

I suppose I could do that and then talk for a minuet and finish up with being intrested only in girls

I think that would piss one or two off

I dont think age is important at all.

 

Oooh, that's even better! Turn to the woman next to you, and start up a conversation. "You know....maybe we're approaching this the wrong way. These guys are all pathetic losers. YOU, on the other hand, are really hot. Want to go to my apartment for a glass of wine?"

 

see that is bound to work its spontaneous confident and it will take her by supprise

 

Or we could just stage the whole thing, you and me....I could just lean over and kiss you....let it linger, on and on, tongues touching, twining...one hand sliding slowly up to fondle your breast...while people stared....guys complaining "Hey, that's against the rules....isn't it?"...

 

HOW, WHY?

you truely are missing out in life if your a freak find anther freak...im no crim dela crim, but i get around a few times a month

lower your expectaions go out and band a fat chick

 

Could you please translate this into some known English dialect? I'll do the French part...it's "creme de la creme".

 

wenn sie wirklich wollen, habe dick katza

 

and a fun night had by all...wait what kind of guy would complain upon seeing that?

 

*laughing* You're probably right...they'd gather around and start cheering.

 

its gud

 

gudddddddddddd

 

well, kind of surprised by all the response. don't know which way to go here, probably won't do much of anything. hypertension meds messing up the willy but have to take them for the job now for the last 3 years. Now, I'm too embarassed by the e.d. to approach women. Was wild over one girl when 18, but unrequited and that messed me up, should have gotten over it while still young but oh, well. thanks for all the advice.

 

LOL! Thanks DL!

I've never speed-dated, but I've always wanted to. It looks like too much fun.

I am confident that if you put an ad on Craigslist, your virginity would appeal to someone's kink. Hell - go check out Sexuality. You might be the only guy on this whole forum who could actually pick up a chick in Personals!

 

Hookers

 

They are advertising a clinic for that here in Dallas and say they can fix it even if you are using meds.............I think they are nation wide

http://www.bostonmedicalgroup.com/e... Dysfunction&gclid=COeI3O6OzaACFQfyDAodU2fSyw

 

I knew a guy who's opening gambit was, "fancy a fuck?". Since he had a reasonable success rate with this approach then I suggest you adopt it.

The trick is not to dwell on the no's and move quickly onto the next candidate. Kimiko's speed dating may be the perfect medium for this.

Good Luck

Thinskin

 

You can: Go to south africa, legally rape someone, come back and never talk about again.

You can also: Genuinely try to find a mate when your 20-30 year old charms failed...

Or you can: Get over it because it really is no big deal.