You can't experience that pain, the only thing that studies have shown that get "close" is kidney stones and believe me, most men can't deal with them and some woman can't either.

We didn't have to ask men for anything, we have equal rights now don't we? LOL

 

looking for females wanting a good time

 

I'd have to disagree with a few:

9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer (There are bunches that I lust after and want to fuck)

25. We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. (Men are started to fake their own orgasms studies show)

32. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (That's just not true )

36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable. (Some woman get uncomfortable about lesbians or bi's)

I also thought of another one, I guess you can say number 23: Girls can say "I'm going out with my girlfriends" without being seen as weird as guys who say "I'm going out with my boyfriends" get looked at very strangely.

 

love story treen

 

you've been in my closet lol just kidding i love shoes! totally agree with the whole thing besides i dont know how men walk around with those fun things between their legs all day! id either be super annoyed or would be able to stop playing with them.......i just thats why u guys masterbate sooo much!

 

#29 Guilty

 

I don't agree with number 9. Just look at my post on "what fictional character would you have sex with." But the rest I like.:excited:

 

Well Played! but my list things guys CAN do that girls CANT! And we begin:

1. Act like idiots and be funny
2. Have a guys night
3. Use urinals
4. Neglect hygiene when a member of the same gender is in the same room
5. Use fart jokes
6. Be immature while comparing to the other sex
7. Get pregnant
8. Have periods
9. Get out of a speeding ticket by running from the cops
10. Not get complimented on how well we do things by other guys
11. Fight for our country
12. Have a dick (or be one whatever)
13. Pay for dinner
14. Suck at focusing on making a list
16. Imitate Arnold Schwarzenegger from Conan And/Or Terminator
17. Have a Bromance
18. Grill
19. Have a erect penis! (wait you can have that, hmmmm)
20. In general make you girls love us even though we can be dumb from anywhere to sometimes to all the time.
21. Play in the NFL, NCAA, and UFC
22. Have battles filled with much violence and after become friends after a few drinks
23. Have testosterone

 

> 4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice

I'm not systems support, but sometimes ladies try this on me and are confused when their female allures leave me completely unmoved:excited:

 

heh

 

IUD's make you bleed more - nasty pay off for not having to worry about getting pregnant. Plus it's only good if you are in a long term relationship (think STD's)

 

23. Always have tits to play with?

 

damn . i thought you were reciting a poem as a poet.
but who do you mean that ?..... if it is for men ....they must include ur father, brother, son and husband. hehehe not only us

 

but who do you mean that 29 ?..... if it is for men ....they must include ur father, brother, son and husband. hehehe not only us

 

Nice

 

I've never had that problem

 

You forgot the big one ...

39. Multiple Orgasms



But guys can pee standing up, that's something I guess.It let's us write our name in the snow.

Okay, I'd trade that ability for #39

 

This is all buuuulllll!
Even with that long ass list, women all know men have it easier!!
Grow some balls! Women go through A LOT more shit than men!

 

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