Alot of us have embarassing moments. I'm sure KingNothing has had many since he lost his virginity during the Fourth Crusade and I'm really interested in hearing them all.

I'd like to start out by saying that my first time was horrible. Far too young to bust one off and I ended up pissing on her stomach but enough about that. Tell me some of your experiences.

 

::Blink::

Well... umm... huh... I smell a sock...

Anywho... I was staying with my dad when I was 19 and he used to fly around on weekends visiting chicks he met on the internet. Well, he kept flying to Maine to visit this one chick and one day he brought her home on Saturday. I was butt nekkid nailing a chick in the kitchen (visible from the front door) when we first met. The chick was handcuffed and suspended from the metal pan railing thing. I couldn't find the key.

They've now been married for the better part of a decade.

 

You know what you should do? Bang your stepmom while she's handcuffed and your dad makes bacon 5 feet away.

 

Well I had been promising a bunch of ladies 6 of them to be exact, that I would sleep with them all. Anyway they became so dssperate for me I could put it off no longer. I invited them all round for the night.

To cut a long story short they were all stretched out sise by side naked on my luxury king sized bed. I started on no1, and after spending about 2 minutes on her she was having multiple orgasms. So I then rolled over on to no2, did the same to her and so on. I climed of no6 with her still in ecstasy over me.

I looked at my watch it had taken 10 minutes. I was puzzled 6x2= 12 minutes. I looked at number 4 she was almost in tears, with all the noise of the orgasms going on and the passion; I had rolled off no3 straight on to no5. I felt awful, such a stupid thing to do.

Of course I made it up to her, I give her 4 minutes of sex and goodness knows how many orgasms, but it was embarrassing at the time.

 

shouting out the wrong name while having sex, then trying to explain it!

 

LMAO, I had something like that happen to me a few years ago. I was riding a dude and didn't have a lot of experience, ended up pissing on him. He got off like crazy thinking that he had made me squirted on him. I never did tell him the truth:twisted:

 

Yelled the wrong name out when I came....she pretended like she didn't hear me though thank god

 

Had an ex who loved the feeling of me pulling almost all the way out and then going back in deep when we had sex. Something about feeling empty and then full and then empty again. Well, one time we were going at it doggy style and when I pulled out, I slipped out. In a hurry to get back in deep, I slammed forward and ended up slamming right into her asshole. I didn't get very deep, but it went in enough for both of us to realize it was the wrong hole and that was the end of that night.

 

Can't believe no-one said...fanny fart...

You just gotta laugh!

 

The illustrious "oopsy daisy"

I've used such a trick many times before myself. Once you get better at it, it won't end the night, it will start the surprise butt sechs.

 

Oh the memories...

As I said before, I had quite a reputation in my youth.When I was 15 I had a boyfriend who I didn't get to see ever. One day I went to a mutual friend's house where he had stayed the night to spend some time with him while said friend and family was at church. We got a little amorous on the top bunk and I was riding him and just as I came his friend and three other guys I'd never seen before walked in. Everyone froze, I dropped down and yanked the covers over my head to quickly dress, but my face was very red for quite a while.

 

been there

 

lmao thats funny

 

I was dating a cute chubby girl in junior high, her dad was the sheriff in our little town and he caught me doing the spider monkey on her. It was a small enough town that everyone knew within a few days and it was kind of embarassing.

That was when I started to lose my honor student upstanding young man sort of image I had. After being caught that one time though it never bothered me again if someone walked in on me, i'd just keep railing away.

 

i was nailing an ex, doggie.tyle, she was shouting hard with the head on the pillow, when her mother entered into the room, and throwed me a jar on the head, which failed for a little

 

What is "doing the spider monkey"?

 

Once in Key West with my ex wife we decided to have a Sex-a-thon in a hotel. She was on top of me fucking my brains out when the front door opens and this woman walks right in on us. The receptionist had sold by mistake our room, to her. She screamed "sorry" and ran out. My ex lost her mind and it totally ruined our sex-a-thon, she did not even want to get out of the room for the rest of the day. Needless to say we did not pay for the room.

 

What a waste of a Key West vacation...

I have an embarrassing Key West story! I was drunk as fuck, stumbling down Duval street. I'd been drinking those 5 dollar refillable 3 foot tall plastic glasses of rumrunners and I was on my 4th or 5th by that point and I couldn't walk/see/talk straight...

So, I decided to go look at some titties! :excited:

The strip clubs on Duval Street have this really smart business practice. It's like a carnival where you buy tickets for rides and games. You buy tokens for lapdances. So, I wanted a lapdance, and the girl tried to upsell me 5 tokens for 100 dollars. Sounded like a great idea, I agreed and gave her my charge card to take to the bar to get my tokens.

Lol and behold, two days later, in Georgia my charge card was declined at the gas station on I-75. I found out when I got home, after gas-n-going the entire way back to Detroit, that my lovely younger stripper had afforded herself a 200 dollar tip.

Brilliant! :excited:

 

A buddy from work and I had planned a threesome with his wife since she liked me a lot.well long story short we are all into it so I started going down on him and he and specialy his wife flip out. it seems they did not know I was bi and freaked the fuck out.they threw me out,called me all sorts of names,she called him a fag it was crazy.wound up quitting my job and moving from seattle.crazy shit I tell ya.

 

Well I'm sure a few has let one rip...
But I'd have to say my husband and I when we first did it and a couple other of times we did it, we broke the bed He has his own story he could tell about our first time lol...