Prefer to not get my handcuffs dirty. I only have the fur-lined ones.

 

Okay then, just take out the fuggin' .357 and make haste!

 

Horse, I can hardly wait to read this.

Maybe you've said it before, and I missed it. Have you posted your cast list anywhere?

I'm having a little trouble picturing Sheriff Don shooting anybody. Somehow, I think he would prefer to use his close combat weapon.

 

Help me make a decision. Should I use the

Ruger Security Six with 4" barrel
Smith Model 19, factory nickel, 4" barrel, recessed case heads, pinned barrel.
Smith Model 19. factory nickel, 2.5" barrel, recessed case heads, pinned barrel.
Smith Model 19, blue, 2.5" barrel, Tyler T grip.
Smith Model 13, performance center special, double action only, magnaported 3" barrel, Tyler T grip.

Help me decide. If only you had recommended that I use a .45, it would have been much simpler.

 

Wow! You sure found ME out Sherlock OHT. Now, why don't you look at the original post (you found) where hornymonkeyman writes...

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story request i would love for some one to write a story about my girlfriend jf you would like to see some pics check out this thread https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=215575

type of story is up to you make it as romantic or as kinky as you like but if want some ideas here a list of story types we would like, threesome MMF and FFM , cuckold or cucqueen (this one I would like), gangbang, rape, blackmail and role play if you are up for it pm me look forward to hearing from you

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And so I did and THAT was the story you posted here that now has everyone thinking they are so smart.

The thread is here if anyone on this thread has enough real integrity to say admit that they made a mistake or were mislead by OHT.

https://forum.xnxx.com/showthread.php?t=215942

What have I done? I tried to get someone to take part in the forum and its writers challenge while you people love to band together and drive people away from here. What does that do for you and your egos?

Think before you act.

 

No, what you did is cast aspersions on a very nice, very talented individual who has seen so much strife as a result of the various themes of the stories on this site that he has decided no longer to participate. His stories, even though they do not really appeal to me, are written with such care and love that that 'old man' has become a favorite here (and, I'm sure, at his new home).

Before you start denigrating someone for not participating in a contest, perhaps you should know of what you speak.

Ole Crannon is a friend. Ejls is a friend. There are lots of friends posting around this forum. If you care to be counted among those friends, perhaps you should do some research before you post, and maybe even participate in the contest.

Otherwise - silence is golden, friendship is the most valuable thing in the world.

Sorry for violating my New Years resolution.

 

The point is not the topic of the story you wrote, as much as it is your criticizing a very talented member, while not having the skill to back up your criticism. Seriously? You write like that and you have the audacity to sling crap at others?

I'll ask it again - when can we expect YOUR entry to CAW? My goodness, you have a way of avoiding that question.


Oooo, Donny - I love it when you're harsh.

 

I can think of a way you can shoot, that won't hurt one bit.:excited:

 

I'd love to read your CAW entry Soosa

ole_crannon is a good guy and no amount of badgering is going to goad him into participating.

Kind of like me

 

I never said I was a writer. That story was a SATIRE of what the OP requested be written.

It was used here to try and say that I was some guy when I was writing from the OP's point of view.

Please just excuse me from all of this.

 

I wish a very happy Independence Day to all of my friends.:rose::rose::rose::rose::rose:

 

No... think before YOU act! Perhaps you shouldn't have drawn so much attention to yourself by being such a nasty man-bitch for no reason.

Isn't it a shame, the way Soosa scratched up that headboard in "her" album?

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I know how much you like furniture, WSF, so here's a picture of that same headboard without the scratches.

(From http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1024589/viewall )​

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Just don't get distracted by the model on the bed. At first I thought she was Soosa's twin, but since the model's profile says she is 22 and Soosa is only 20, I guess I'm just confused!

The lower right-hand corner of the 2 pics is slightly different, too! Don't you just love a printed bedspread? :excited:

 

Oh, see, I thought that was YOUR pic, but with your hair dyed brown. No, wait, I think your boobies are bigger.

 

I really don't care whose picture it is. This must be what they (our evil government) was referring to with that 'Shock and Awe'. I am truly shocked and I am truly in awe.

Still wishing my friends a very happy Independence day.

 

Wow! When you sharks start to feed you really feed on the bottom, don't you? Yes, I had pictures professionally done and they turn up, from time to time, on the internet. Here is a photo of me that was NOT professionally done. Does this make you any happier? I'm not afraid to be seen without makeup and a sexy pose.

 

As well you shouldn't be. We do this all the time around here. Some cute (or hot) girl posts a pic of herself, and immediately, the guys all think, "Man, I gotta get some of that!" and the girls all think, "Well, some people probably like my boobies better." At that point, we ask for a verification pic. Writing it on a downloaded and reposted pic doesn't make it.

Do what everyone else does, and stop the feeding frenzy. Get out your phone or digital cam, take a pic of some interesting part of you with your name and xnxx.com on a sign you're holding, or written in lipstick on your thigh, or something.

There are a lot of people around here who don't post pics of themselves, for whatever reason. Hell, I'm one of them. But I never pretended to be good looking. Just horny.

 

Happy Independence Day!

To all my wonderful friends here on xnxx, especially Donb, ejls, Jack, Dc and Eric, may you all have an enjoyable and safe 4th of July.

 

Don, I don't particularly care whose pic that is either. For all anyone knows, Soosa could really be the Pope or a circus clown, just as easily as I might really be Phyllis Diller or a trained monkey.

Soosa came into this thread to taunt a writer on the quality of his work when he had just explained why he is no longer posting here.

When she was challenged to meet the very same standard that she had set out for that writer, her subsequent posts became even more churlish and arrogant, particularly when telling others "think before you act", while taking great offense when her "orders" were steered back in her own direction.

My intent was simply to show her that she would do well to heed her own advice rather than ladle it out where unnecessary. It seems rather odd that someone who legitimately owns such professional pics would alter them so crudely to post them on a porn site, and she might have "thought" about that. It was her repeated arrogance that made me remind her that she might want to consider her own actions before telling others what they should be doing.

I hope you enjoyed Independence Day. I spent the morning reading Unbroken:A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption by Laura Hillenbrand. So far, it's really interesting.

 

The fourth here in texas... was banned due to the fact that we are in a drought... sorta disappointment but then again its probably better than lighting the countryside on fire.