nope.......not even if it's not hard

 

I actually tried once when I was younger. I almost got it in but the edge hurt to much going over the ridge of my cock's head.

 

Yea, that's my point. Why are you bragging about something thats so ordinary?

 

Just tried it and am happy to report that no it doesn't fit in.

 

I think a lot of you guys live in fantasy land, or your toilet rolls are tiny,
I see no one posted a photo to prove it, the toilet rolls in the UK are around 6 inches and only a few % of guys are that thick.
Sandra. XXX

 

Around 6 inches across? Damm you brits sure must use a lot of toilet paper! I just measured a roll from my stock and the hole is only 1.5 inches. I barely fit into that soft. I'm a little longer than most but not much thicker. So if he's american I'm not impressed. I guess if he's a brit he needs to get into porn!

 

No 6 inches round. I live in Britain and I just measured it across and it was about 1.7 inches.

 

Um...

I'm fairly certain she meant in Circumference lol

 

nooo, look http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Princes_Tuna_Chunks_In_Sunflower_Oil_185g.jpg tuna can, maybe about an inch deep

 

ITT: most people here are lying. I don't consider myself to be small at all (I'm about 6 and 3/4 inches) but I can fit into a toilet paper tube. It's a pretty tight fit but I can get it in there. If I'm the only one here who can fit, then this whole website must be a huge anomaly because statistically speaking, my penis is larger than average.

 

PIC specifically for Lovespunk & Pissoutmyass:

Plus a note: It does not matter how LONG your cock is----it can be a foot long and STILL fit in a toilet paper tube if it is not very THICK.

FACT: a toilet paper tube (at least in the U.S.) is 1.7 inches in diameter and 5.34 inches in circumference.

With a 3% margin for error, the 'average' penis is 4.75 inches in circumference (based on medical studies, NOT personal internet claims without evidence provided): i.e., the 'average' penis CAN and WILL fit into a toilet paper tube. (anything under 5.34 inches in circumference WILL)

That, however, obviously does NOT mean that ALL penises can fit into a toilet paper tube.

Pictoral evidence? Sorry it is not clearer, but, here it is.

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The little guy is about 2.25 inches in diameter and 6.75 inches in circumference. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

Satisfied???

 

very impressive pictorial evidence Umpi :excited:

 

Thanks, Miss Jamie. It just bothers me when people say "Oh, that's impossible" OR "Everyone can do that" WITHOUT providing evidence.

Heck, I can say that I'm nine feet tall---do I expect people to believe me?

 

Where do you get those mini tp rolls at anyway?:excited:

 

:excited:Good one, Rix!

 

Umpire, you're 9 feet tall? I never would have guessed:laughing:

 

And I still say this all proves that the guy has nothing special. Based on umpires "fact" (who to hell had the job of measuring a bunch of stiffies?) The average penis would fit very thighly into a TP roll with only 1/4 inch to spare. So if you are only 10% above average you would not fit in. So I'd say roughly 1/3 of the male population couldn't fit. Therefore he's not special at all if he could just abarely fit the head in a TP roll! In fact he is average. Now the photo that Umpire provided is of a fairly special penis.

 

I think you might be taking this thread just a tad too seriously lol.


It's all for fun man, just fun! I don't fit but I don't find any special urge to proove it. I know how thick I am but hey, we're all just gettin some kicks.

 

"Facts" are data based on empirical evidence. There have been about a dozen scientifically and medically conducted measurement studies over the past 35+ years, and all the findings have fallen within the same parameters, with approximately 3% margin for error (as I stated), so don't be snide. SCIENTIFIC and MEDICAL means RESEARCH PROFESSIONALS, as opposed to blind polls on the internet where guys simply SAY "My 10 inch cock" this or my "12 inch cock" that.

 

What Brand Toilet Paper?

What brand are u talking about?

The expensive stuff thats as soft as the inside of a bearded clam.

Or the cheap shit that looks like wax paper, has splinters in it, and leaves you with an asshole that looks like Freddy Kruger has been scratching it, from all the paper cuts!

Cheap paper rolls are larger so they can give you less "paper" on a roll that looks normal sized. While Expensive paper has smaller rolls to give you more product.

Know Your Roll!:excited::excited:

What size roll are we talking about?