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Look in the Los Angeles phone book for casting agencies. You'll find one for adult films.

You'll need a (past 30 days) clean bill of health from a doctor and a head shot (full body shot won't hurt either). You'll need to register in person with a birth certificate and/or two sources of state issued identification.

If you're a male, don't expect a phone call right away (if you are, you'll be asked if you mind doing gay scenes).

 

What Yeehaarider says is true, but there are three more requirements, the first two being absolutely necessary, the third desired...


1) Measure your dick. If you don't have at least 7 inches, become an accountant or something.

2) You have to be able to get (and keep) a hard-on in public. You won't just be making it with one or more hot chicks at a time. There will be fat sweaty guys swinging cameras around, eating liverwurst and onion sandwiches and farting all around you while you're trying to "act".

3) You need to be able to 'cum on cue'----in other words, you CAN'T cum when the 'mood' strikes you----you have to be able to hold it 'for the scene' and when the Director says 'NOW!' you can't take another 3 or 4 minutes to 'cum' through.

 

Be willing to deal with assholes and hustlers on a daily basis.

 

You need to be physically fit and nice abs help!!

 

Don't listen to anyone who posted before. I am 'the oracle' on working in porn!!

How to become a porn actor:

• Buy a microwave
• And butter
• oOo better get some salt too, for the 'savory'
• Put popcorn in microwave, and following destructions on packet...
• *reads thread title*
• You don't want to know how to cook popcorn, do you?
• Leaves thread
• *le sigh*

 

MMMM POPCORN!!

 

Awesome..I dont wanna be a porn "actor" now...I wanna be a popcorn maker !

 

Hey - what can I tell ewe? Popcorn SELLS people!! That's where the future lies!!

Do you ever hear the church (any church) condemning popcorn?

Are you American? Republican? What harm is perceived in that little kernel of corn that would have you guys making the sign of the cross like a rabid monk on a bank holiday Monday? Answer? Absofuckinglutely NOTHING - that's what!!

POpcoRN - it's so innocently pure, you'll wish you were a farmer :laughing:

 

I think you'll find the increase in popcorn consumption over the last 200 years is consistent with the rise in Co2 emissions and cancer, I'm afraid that popcorn is the devil's work and there's nothing you can do about it.

 

NOWAI g7!! Ewe take that back - right nao!!

Popcorn is the bio-fuel of the future, I tell ya!! I mean, if a kernel or 18million blow up - will it have a detrimental effect on the environment? Are you kidding me? Fish. Love. Popcorn. They'll come inshore in droves (or schools?), and will be virtually attaching themselves to fishhooks!!

The birds will also have an ample food source - not only fish, they'll also receive one of the 'five a day'!!

I am going to come back to this thread tomorrow and make a list *swoon*!! THEN ewe'll see I mean business on this geegee!!

 

Silly me... I was just going to say grab a camcorder get to work!

 

I want to know the difference between a porn star and a porn actor.

I think that the OP wants to be an extra so he can just watch the action close up for free.

This may be a good plan because if you are not going to get your dick out, you clearly don't need a lot of talent here.

 

Oh right!! Way to re-rail this thread guys!! Who cares about porn stars? They're fucking two-a-penny with every lorry load of human shipped across the continent!!

POPCORN - that's where the future's at!!

NB: This post does not, in any way, reflect on this posters utter distaste for the inhumane human cargoeing that is going on today!!

NNB: FREE WALES!!

 

porn star is a vastly over used term.

A porn actor is someone who acts in porn movies. The number of movies isn't even relevant.

A porn star is someone so marketable that people pay full price to get their movies.

 

thats gotta hurt

Even free and still nobody wants Wales

 

If you do start out you most likely will have to start in gay porn.Now that they are being a pain in your ass it's almost impossible to get into regular because you did the gay.Only a couple men have crossed an make it over.In the back of magazine they have ad's.If you make the popcorn use a hot air blower cause it's the bomb that way.Also you could make your own an sell them a amature

 

Not a star. right? just an actor...act like you are having sex. step two.. post that on some kind of porn forum where they let you post pictures of yourself. if you're lucky enough to be able to find some sort of place like that maybe other internet perverts will think that your "acting" is so awesome that they might reply to your thread with comments like "wow you look like you are acting like you are really fucking" but dont try too hard or else you might become a star and you dont want that do you?