My wife, god love her, has the most disgusting smelling/tasting pussy ever! She refuses to douche saying it is "bad for her". Now the problem is this: I love eating pussy, I really do, I like the reactions, the way the hips move and I USUALLY love the taste and the way women cum. But I can't like it when her pussy smells/ tastes that bad. I know she washes it, and she keeps clean, I talked her into shaving bare and that helped a little, but it is still there! It is not a normal odor, trust me I know what a normal odor is and I love it, this is something the smells like a mix between a bag of smelly gym socks and a drained fish pond! So then I get in trouble because she wants to know why I don't go down on her anymore and she thinks all I care about it ME getting off, but that is not the case, it is just I can't bring myself to do it and if I do, I am so concentrated on trying not to smell it that I can't really get into it.

How do I tell her that her downstairs smells/tastes bad without offending her? And believe me she is sensitive about that stuff!

 

I'd say do a little nutritional/vagina research, find out if you could change things via diet, then put her ass on that diet. That way you change the diet, the pussy smells better and you didn't have to talk about it.

That's rough man, I know a wretched pussy can be a horrible thing. I can think of one time where this girl I used to hook up with had a stinkvag only on one occasion, and that was enough to make me not go down for like 4 months.

 

Basically this sounds like a no win scenario in terms of trying to tell her and expecting a smooth change.

1) Be honest, mention it straightforward and do not try manipulation tricks.
2) Make it about we and not about you. Assumes she enjoys getting oral from you then mention you are having such difficulty being down there that you can no longer do it or do it for any real beneficial time.
3) Yes, douching is consider unhealthy so do not think you can get her to douche.
4) Look on the web there will be hundreds of pages on helping in this ares. Just off the top of my head:

Clean more often
Diet Changes
Keep it air out such as wear cotton panties or maybe none, go to bed without any underwear.

I know it does not always work the way it should but marriages should have open communication and she should show some consideration/sympathy for you but that does not mean she should douche. If she goes emotional it going to be usually either she feels you are not attracted or good enough for you or she is trying to manipulate you to ignore the problem. The former to avoid is to stay positive and when communicating and afterwards make sure you express your love for her both verbally and physically.

 

mabe

 

Could it be a yeast infection easily cured by OTC cream?

You know men can get it between their nuts and asshole too?
Yep, I have it happen when its so damn humid here sometimes.

 

Yeah thats terrible. My new girlfriend is ridiculously hot and I love eating pussy but its been 4 months and I still wont eat it. theres sometimes that she stinks worse than my armpit after a hot sweaty day in the worst conditions. She is a sweetheart and can fuck and suck with the best of them. My ex turned out to be a cunt but I still think about that dumb bitches bombass pussy from time to time. She never wore underwear and even if she would skip a shower I would eat that pussy like it was the last meal I would ever get to eat.

 

btw (GO BLUE)!!!!

(GO BLUE)

 

Dont wash your dick for a few days get it nice and smelly then ask her for a blow job when she says somthing and brings up the subject lay it on her she will understand then lol

 

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I think a few of my exs might speak of me so fondly (not the new gf..the ex)

 

another thing about her is that shes the first squirter Ive ever experienced. She loves my cock so much that she randomly during sex will start sucking my cock as if she loves to taste herselfand Im always thinking, how the fuck can that taste good