love to shove my cock in to her get her to suck her own juice off it afterwards

 

did u ever try it?

try her as a toy

 

Rather shag the real thing, she got good baps :laughing:

 

I wish I had seen this thread before....
I gotta add to it, even if its resurrecting an old thread.

I actually have a poem I wrote on this (I do slam poetry, so realize that this poem should be read aloud to catch its full impact)

Dear Sarah,
I know its been a bit, but I saw you on the news today
You looked so pretty, with one eye shut
the way you’re not supposed to do it when you’re shooting an AR-15.
I just wanted to tell you that, although you hang with those good old boys,
With their skin hanging lower than their junk
I remember the days when you had some spunk
And not that pretty-boy husband’s
And before you passed off that almost-thunk out twitter twatter
You used to be pretty and reasonably smart.
I mean, who else decided to sell of the state plane of Alaska as extraordinary costs
Even when you took your living per diem and went home every night?
You’re pretty bright sometimes, especially with that gloss I like
But I gotta tell ya, you’re looking a little rough nowadays.
Don’t you remember the days, when you enjoyed a little tequila
Without worrying about it getting deported in Arizona
A little cerveza chango, some sleaze tequila
Getting the gusano before you got the gusano.
Now its white Russians because you know they passed immigration
and that glazed look isn’t the leftovers of a wild night
but lonely nights, too many in anonymous hotel rooms
Those thousand dollar suites makes for thousand yard stares.
People have seen through you, the makeup cracked and they see
A girl whose bright but not bright enough to come up with a real plan
So instead of working with movers and shakers
You went with blowhards… you know a little about blowing, right?
You betcha guns and winks and 3-drink lunches are spinnining right round
Like a record baby, like the last drink you have before it quits being fun.
You know what? You did it – you had a job, a family, and a kid
And you showed everyone that pretty and determined works
Just as much as intelligence and a command of English.
But its not enough is it?
I’m sure you’ve noticed how you’re ‘on message’ is really gone off-message.
Is the “Rogue Governor” falling off the deep end?
I think so – and I know why.
Come work for me, darling. Be my Sarah Friday – be the
Strong girl boss girl right girl in my bed girl left out girl this girl that girl whatever is needed girl
I will treat you like a goddess dine at your Y and lovingly caress your aches and pains
And you will treat me like a god love my manhood even if it does shoot you in the eye
And, content, you will shut the fuck up.
You and I can be like eternal yin and yang, your conservative strength making us rich
Through strategic command of old white folk dazzled with cleavage and a wink
And my liberal tendencies to care for those oppressed by the same white folk.
You will be considerate, polite as you offer salves for the Marxist girls in my life
Rubbing their aching feet from marching with fragrant salve
Loofahing Nancy Pelosi’s back as we three soak in a hot bath
With tasty German beer and California wine
And you will take notes and Nancy and I, and we might even invite Laura Bush along
Get naked and drink and laugh
As we talk liberal politics and you learn that there are people who need help
And we should not be stingy and worship our pocketbooks first
Cause Jesus hung out with the welfare crowd, and so will you
And we’ll explore how American is made up of people just like you and I –
We bleed and die and hurt and wish for something a little better
And we all try to blunt the pain with a blunt or a shot or a whole bottle of Stoli’s
And we’re all walks of life and all colors and maybe we really don’t need
To give a cop another reason to beat down people than they already have –
We’ll take shots of Sleaze Tequila, some salt and lime
And nod our heads to the Chili Peppers when they were Red and Hot,
We’ll bounce to Onyx and get down with the mothership,
You used to be fun and you can be again, a thrill ride of motherhood, career woman
And family woman
But mainly, you’ll shut the fuck up
Instead of prattling on like a drunken loon.

With love and a bottle to tempt you with,

 

Even though I totally lean the other way politically, I would probably fuck her.

 

OH HELL YE.

 

Erm that's Tina Fey.

And I understand the attraction I suppose, but she's dumb as a door knob. I suppose that isn't really a factor for some.

 

The attraction to Tina for you is that she looks so much like Sarah! You'd hit Sarah and you know it. You just proved it. :excited:

 

no thank you

 

Count me in.

 

i wud definitely

 

i really want to part her sweet pussy lips

 

I even like that Willie!:excited:

 

I would!! Again!!!

 

The cock size she likes :excited:

 

Yea I'd lay the pipe

 

I can't believe so few guys wouldn't want to lay some cock into her juicy little peach!

 

Who the fuck is Sarah Palin?