I was born a normal guy. You know, average. And by that I mean my dick was about the size of my brain. Then my brain shrunk a little. As I said, an average guy.

Then Internet came along. And so I started getting mail from friends I did not knew I had. Some of that mail was about how I can enlarge my penis. Wow! Cool, dude! That sounds like something I can use.

So I started buying that stuff. Next thing I knew, my dick got bigger. I'm telling you, it REALLY did. Not all that much in the beginning (maybe like a hair split in the middle), but hey, it was a start.

So I kept at it for about two or three years. And THEN the big change came (well, I came a few times in between, too, but that doesn't count, does it?): my dick started growing A LOT. In a few weeks the only way I could wear it --my dick, that is-- was if I fold it inside my socks (it sucks! you have to be REALLY REALLY careful how you step). Now I basically wrap it around my neck a few times and then let it dang in front as a tie. A nice tie, I must add. The balls I have to glue them on my belly, otherwise I'll kick them with my knees.

So, anyone interested in this medicine? Just lemme know.

 

Well...this is a new one...I thought I had seen just about every penis enlargement scam there was..

 

You are right - I dont believe this s--t but it does make a fun read - lol

 

LOL

That is all

 

You're absolutely right.
No one will ever believe that!!!

 

Same thing happened to me twice.

 

would you tell me if I gave you my credit card number, bank account numbers, and social security number? I really want to know.

 

too funny......what some people will type, say, do...............what a world.....

 

it's called puberty, and it was here way before the internet...

 

And, I bet, you keep counting, don't ya?

 

Done deal! Just make sure you don't mix-up all those numbers.

 

Well, you're right and wrong. Yeah, my name is Puberty (Puberty Joe K. Dick, if you must know), but no, I wasn't here before the Internet. (Heck, where "here"?)

 

Thank you, teacher! Now could you please sing us again that song with "I show you my thing, will you show me yours?".

 

he isnt serious

 

:excited: That just made my morning. Bet they are made in Nigeria, and must be bought via Western Union, after you have logged into all the banks, that you are not with :excited:

Ikey

 

ha

for real dude i must see

 

I believe you

I know this is true, because I got the same pills. Unfortunately, I thought they were suppositories. After I put them in my tunnel of shame, my nose got huge and now people ride me while on Safari. Maybe I could go down on the women and nose love them to the magic moment. I should probably get a snorkel. I may sneeze and send them to heaven. This may work out for me.

 

funny

 

Who isn't?