Mine get dyslexic quite often too, if I get in a hurry and don't proofread I make all kinds of little mistakes. They're also lazy; a lot of times my right pinkie is too lazy to reach far enough for the ' for contractions, and only goes as far as ;, causing don't to come out don;t. Even worse, for some reason I often drop my u's in words such as your, so it comes out yor. I blame that on my right hand's latent anti-British leanings, causing it to skip the u's to make up for the British penchant for overusing them in words like colour and honour.

 

Ha devious little fuckers aint they, I often threaten mine with a good thrashing but they just laff and tell say "It will hurt you more". The little bastards, and they know I'm talking about 'em, the amount of red underlining I can see gives it away.:excited:

 

You're all crap...I got 6 correct, or was that 9 wrong...:laughing::laughing: that must confirm my aphid status.

I know shit about religion...but I can spot sarcasm when it's as blatant as in an earlier post

 

lol I was actually training for the priesthood when I was younger. I was as devout and serious as the next guy, but my mento called me to sit with him one day and told me I should rethink what I should be doing with my life.

And so, with the greatest respect I'm gong to bow out of taking part in your quiz. Just in case I fail miserably.

 

And I'm guessing I'm back on his shit list, ah well I prefer it there.

 

Forget about the quiz......we all want to know if your mento was rubbing your leg when you 2 were chatting...."nod nod, wink wink...say no more" ...this is the way we do it in the catholic church

 

Technically

The Jewish Sabbath is mostly Saturday. It begins late on Friday. Six oclock I believe.

 

Ewer one of the fallen? Do you still have your frock? Wanna play voracious vicar and naughty nuns?

 

Bollocks to him, can I play?

 

Shooore ewe can Richie!!

 

Huh, I got worse than I thought: only 73%. But some of those questions were about American politics really.

 

Well why would a you-a-peeing take the test?

 

To show we are smarter than the average American.:excited:

 

...booboo!! Ahh, I lurve Yogi!!

 

Aaaah Boo Boo look at dem picanic baskets.

 

Fuck me religious, Rich - it took you a while to reply

 

I was playing taxi driver for my son, little bastard always gets in the way of my fun.

Dunno how long it will take but I'm willing to try to get you religious.:excited: I'm guessing it's gonna be longer than the weekend.

 

Maybe you'd better taxi your son here, some time, Richie!! Since you volunteered his help on the farm a couple of weeks ago, I've noticed how much I could use the help of a strong, FIT guy - even a Brummie!!

But you can come too *I'm nothing if not greedy*

 

Alas the youth is not a Brummie, he was born in Munster West Germany, so if anything he is a little Herman German.:excited:

 

I know a lot about it, but I choose not to let it get in the way. I've had enough of the guilt and shame. Screw guilt. Fuck shame.