Since about 6 months into my relationship with my now soon to be wife I have had a really bad urge to ask her to fuck. She is not attractive in any way but something says fuck me. I dont know if it is because i live with her and she is home all day while i work from home or what. i have seen her naked once. she does have huge tits and they look like they could be fun. does anyone else have these problems. has anyone ever fucked there mother in law. how do i score this bitch into my bed.

 

Your soon to be wife wouldn't appreciate it and her mother probably wouldn't want you marrying her daughter if you have designs on her. I suggest you learn to have a bit more respect for women in general if you plan on a successful marriage. As far as calling your desire a "bitch", I see you are probably a lost cause and I'm wasting my time here. If you're bound and determined, just ask her or let her know in some manner that you want her in your bed.

 

Good for you!:Zz

 

I agree, just ask her but before you do make sure that you have another place to live and a new girlfriend in mind. As the ones you have now will be toast.

 

who doesent man .... who doesent

 

Any photo's of this stunner ?

 

and here I though most men hate their mother in law

 

lol I was thinking the same thing

 

Its because we're Canadian, we think the same way.

 

has she seen your cock? may be a way to open the door to more fun??

 

Something doesn't fit here - and I don't think it has anything to do with your cock. I can't imagine why you want to fuck your potential mother-in-law if you don't find her sexually attractive - unless it is for the thrill of cheating on your fiance - and not getting caught. You honestly don't think your M-I-L won't tell her daughter?

 

Man I do not really have the best relationship with my mother in law. She is very classy looking, extreamly prudish, and almost 80, but I want to do nasty things with her. From what my wife says her mother has not had a sexual relationship in at least the last 35 years, so I know that cunt has to be TIGHT! She lives with us, so I have had the oportunity to see her naked. Small tits, HAIRY pussy, nice ass(virgin) I am sure, and false teeth I would luv a gum job. If I thougt I could get away with it, I would be banging her every time my wife left home.

 

you should write for the onion.

 

Good luck..

 

i have not seen here naked in person. i have " not knowingly" left my phone in the bath room with the video camera up and caught a few glimpses that way. something is attractive about her i just cant put my finger on what it is. whether it be that i have walked into her room and happen to see the littlest bit of hair from her cunt through the bottom of her really loose shorts or that she is always cold and her nipples are always erect through her shirt. i know she has seen the profile of my cock through my shorts. ill intensionally get hard and then walk around the house in boxers. i know she is not getting any because when her husband is out of town her dildo never goes back in the drawer. plus she is always begging him for "protein" and he says not tonight im too tired. well listen i have some protein for you. and if you want to try my protein shakes just know on the door while I'm in the shower and come join me. he left out of town for 2 weeks today maybe if you guys can help me i will nail this cum thirsty slut. Please help

 

omg i would bang the shit out of my mother in law i would str8 fuck her analy with my tongue

 

Ok, so you tell us she is asking for cum from her hubby and he says not tonite.
And you video tape her in the shower with a cell cam left behind.
Its simple dude, if you live with her and her husband, your soon to be wife's parents so to speak, either you or them are saving up money to move out or you are flat broke. So, if you dont mind fucking up your relationship with your fiance', go ahead, leave the door open to the room you are in looking at porn, pull out your cock and fap it when she is home alone. Eventually she is going to walk in on it, and either she will run and hide and not bring it up, OR she will say something that will turn the corner so you can fuck her or at least fill her throat with the protein she craves.
But you may end up more broke and out on your ass, so weigh it out brother.. be smart

 

Yeah! Fuck your mother in law! Hell yeah!

Then come back here for some more amazing advice on how to tell your wife about what you have done.

I'll be glad to help again!

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are you crazy shit go for it all fuck them both at the same time

 

That's right! All that it takes is to get in the panties of the mother now! And you are all set!

Do they have any pets?

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